The boring post

I discovered a comment on one of my posts that I had blogged a few months ago that equated the koran's command to destroy "unbelievers" with God using the Israelites to punish the cananites. Here is a page which rebutts that, needless to say, it isn't my work. http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/q_amalekites.htm
Anyway, nothing much is happening here at my house. It has been relatively quiet here, which is kinda of enjoyable. It is probably because we are all pooped from Tae Kwon Do practice. My brother Isaac is posting something on the other computer, and I need to get off because it is almost time for bed, Good night all! I apologize for no fancy fonts or anything.

Obey the Cheese!

I have no more speeches to write for the rest of the school year! Or so I think.
Yesterday I gave a speech on why you should take a martial art, and today I gave an "oral report" on Benedict Arnold. But no more speeches except for impromptu, which should be fun. We went back into time this morning and pulled out our old cuppachino maker. We went through a couple trials runs and we now have cappacinnos! They don't taste very good yet, but they will once I learn the art of cappachino making. Any way here is the web of lies the ;liberal spiders have weaven:



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......Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
George bush is stupid! Haliburton! The French are masters of foriegn policy! we must obey their cheese! Haliburton! And more Haliburton!


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Can you splat the spiders?!

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Happy Valentines Day

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Isaac got his braces on today. He is in a lot of pain right now. I feel really sorry for him, so I won't pick on him in this blog. Good thing I still have Ethan to pick on. I was going to give a speech today, But it was postponed, ^_^ Yay for me! One more week to prepare. It turned out that I have no special poultry fan base :( Oh well. But I found my audience LOVES chinese food^_^.

Well last week you saw my amazing scrolling powers. and a couple months ago you saw my magical symbols. Well time to see Rexfords Amazing scrolling symbols!

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What's the difference between spiders and liberals?
Spiders weave webs of silk. Liberals weave webs of lies ^_^
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How did this ninja star get here?

I hope you enjoyed my beautiful scrolling symbols! ^_^

Have a wonderful valentines day and take your wives out for dinner and a movie with chocolates and flowers^_^ Hint, Hint!

Good Night New York!

You should have come to me!!!

Rexford what are you doing!!!!! Physiatrists don't know anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!(in Chinese accent) you should have come to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is right recipe
1 cup of penutbutter
2 tbs sasparilla root
1 old boot
1 tub of sour yogurt
1 marinated cat ninja

Mix together ingrednts and pour into old boot and cook for 3 hours eat 6 times a day

I swore I'd never go to the Psychiatrist!

I went to the Psychiatrist today. I have way too much stress in my life. She said to take a twenty minute run followed by a twenty minute nap and not to let fear of a sixty-two year old dancing cell phone dressed in a puma coat celebrity stop me! Well, I like running and taking naps, but I didn't get anything else. Needless to say, I'll never visit the Psychiatrist again! Anyway there is a exclusive shin-dig with exclusive undisclosed details. Although some rat released the menu! *storms off and grabs cat from shadow* You're fired! *Muhahahahahahahahaha* Anyway, back to exclusive undisclosed details about exclusive and undisclosed things! Anyway, My cat ninjas have gotten a exclusive and undisclosed lead on the identity and location of chick! We now know that Chick does not live in Scotland! It's all coming together now! Anyway did you know that..........................*snore*













*yawn* Where am I? Wow, That nap speech was sure convincing! *snore*......................................












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Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good Night Everybody!

A month later.......

It's been a month since my last blog! So, according to Guys with Skillz tradition, it's time for a long post! About a week before my last blog, just a couple days after Christmas, My grandparents came over, My Dad's parents first, then my Mom's parents. The day after my mom's parents came over, I became sick. I was constantly cold, weak, coughing, and could barely sleep. I was like that for about two weeks when my symptoms finally disappeared, All except the coughing. About right after I got better, Every other child became sick with what I had. It first started with a terrible surprise. Lilly woke my dad up at 5:30 A.M. telling him that "Her eyes were going black" My dad took her into the kitchen when she started groping for him saying I can't see. My dad hollered for my Mom who then called 911, While my dad took Lilly onto our sectional, A minute later Lilly regained consciousness so my mom told the person on the phone that they would just take her to the Emergency Room. Lilly then got almost every kind of scan I can think of, most notable of all the CAT scan. CAT! There is no dog scan!^_^; We now interrupt this blog for a important news bulletin Muhahahahahahaha! Now back to your regularly scheduled reading ^_^ It turned out that Lilly had just fainted. Well that was a rip-off! At least Lilly is safe. Now if you haven't heard this story told to you about a hundred times by Lily herself, you will. Just a warning. A week later she got re-checked and the doctor diagnosed her with pneumonia. It turned out, we all had that or a viral infection that would lead to it. I found out is very boring when EVERYONE else is sick. Yet some how the house got messy when all they did was lay around! Well,If you haven't heard that sickness story(Which all of you have)
Here is another one. Wait, all we've done is be sick and things. O.K. We got caught up in school and stuff so life is continuing as normal. Anyway, my cat ninjas(Who provided the necessary materials for Lilly's CAT scan) Have been on sick pay for the last month, so they will begin pinpointing Chick's location and intercepting the fourtune cookie that she decided to sell to a strange german woman named Nina. By the way, my family is now hooked on the show "24". Well we have really slowed down, but we still love it! Anyway, The Steel Chef Ms. Semrad is hosting a really big shindig at a undisclosed location with undisclosed details and every other thing that can be secretive and undisclosed. But just in case any stalkers decide to come, Security is being provided by my fabolous cat ninjas! who,of course, will be hidden. Anyway I'm tired, also I think I will hire someone to convince me to take a nap. -_- Good Afternoon everyone!