Happy Birthday America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new Dedication!

Being that the last 16 years of my life have been meaningless, I have decided to dedicate myself to blogging! I love Blogging, I live to blog, blogs love me, I'll sit at my computer all day and blog! I'll never go to TKD, or the pool, or church, or take vacations, or clean.(Well not everything is bad) The masses must be entertained! *mechanical voice* Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog.....Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog ......Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog..... Muhahahahahahaha!


But seriously folks, I have really decided to shave my head and become a monk. I will dedicate my self to the art of Kitty Kung Fu. I'll build a temple and have lots of disciples ^_^ Everyone will love me! (wait...... not much will change about that) I'll have an army of cat ninjas that will do all of my bidding! (Wait. that won't change either)

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*turns on PMS-nbc*
Hardball pounds the press........ Isn't hardball the press? I think Liberals are really losing it. They can't even come up with catchy titles for the segments of their show. Sad........... What can I blog about? This is hard. Blogging for three days in a row is hard. I must Entertain you people. If you need to lose some weight,
how about Garfields diet tips!

Garfields Diet Tips

^_^

(This mostly from memory, so some are missing.)

1) Never go back for seconds, take it all the first time ^_^

2) don't date Sara Lee

3) Vegetables are a must, I suggest Carrot cake, zucchini bread, and Pumpkin Pie

4)Never start a diet cold turkey (maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna)

5) Try to cut back, leave the cherry off your sundae.

6) Hang around people fatter than you

There are two more, but I can't remember them. ( Good luck with your diets) ^_^

Back to the news. Doesn't anyone know that the Gitmo prisoner are POWs? Anyone? Oh please, and we treat them well enough, they get warm meals everyday (exotic meals) Orange chicken.

And they don't let Bibles in Gitmo, it might offend the prisoners, (Those poor little things)

It makes me sick. :/ They get treated better than all of our homeless people. We should give them sandwiches and water at best.

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Anyway, I have cats to train. Night everyone!

Another Blog!

Being that my last blog was short, boring, filled with spelling errors, interrupted by outbursts of rage against Pms-nbc. Wait you say. It wasn't half of those..... I have taught you all well ^_^. Lets just call it a warm-up blog. I'm currently blogging, cleaning, and resisting the urge to turn on PMSnbc. I miss watching the news :( *turns on TV* Lets see. A new witness behind bars in the Natalee Holloway case. Again. *yawn* I wonder how many witnesses they have arrested. (all of Aruba probably) I wonder, does anyone know if Al Franken is running for Senator? I hope not. If he does We'll make a ban Al Franken Petition.

*glares at Certain girl from France* No reason. I'm very tired of the Abrams Report
*throws remote in the air and fancily catching it* Must change channel before Hardball comes on..... *struggles with remote with dramatic music* *Barely changes channel* That was close people........ It may be PMS-nbc. But they are still Mindless Snotty Nepotisitic Brainwashers Community. Enough with this, remember Hatred is not a family value. (that's right. every night we tell our children we hate them, and they should hate people) enough ranting.....

I wish it was Christmas right now. Not because of the presents or the sentiment or the lovely commercials but because of the cookies. Orange drop, Chocolate Crinkle, thumbprint, snickerdoodles, French lace, Peanut butte(Wait, I hate peanut butter:P),Candy cane,Chinese almond, meringue, but most of all sugar! *hint hint*

We need an interesting paragraph. Here it is ^_^

Ahhhh... what an amazing blog this ^_^ I wonder what would make it better. An obey the cheese sign.

Obey the cheese!

Nope. how about a take over France sign.

We must take over France!

How about a no smoking sign?

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Well, that no smoking sign did the trick! You all are thoroughly entertained. so I will entertain you more until you all are bored and throw rotten fruit at me. But I'm out of things to say....... Good night everyone!

Good Evening!

Hi everyone! I found out what Rush Limbaugh calls MSNBC. "PMS_NBC"
:D Not everyone will get that. I'm exhausted. I went to the pool today:), Why everyone wanted to go, I have no idea. It was soooo cold.(for summer) Then I went to Tae Kwon Do, TKD is very tiring after you swim. It drains every last bit of energy out of you. kinda of like a black hole except you can get out of it by napping. Now if you'll excuse me, I must restart the comp, because I'm trying to fix it and blog at the same time.
Well, I'm giving up for tonight. (So much for multitasking. :P )I swear, When I get a job my parents are getting a new computer as a gift. (So they have to fix it XD) I'm soooooo tired I must go to bed. The screen keeps on blinking :D I should get off now. Good night everyone!
Blog again tommorow! ^_^

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day everyone! (Once again late -_-), anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful fathers day, even DUDE.(who shall once again and forever more, unless legal reasons state otherwise, remain anonymous) We went to special breakfast at Church, (My mom brought her world famous orange rolls :) ] and we watched lots of "24". 24 is an addicting show, do not rent it unless you have a few hours to kill. (and who doesn't) You HAVE been warned.

The weather is kinda of gloomy here. :( at least the lawn will get watered. :) I don't have to water the lawn, hahahaha! I spent about 1 1/2 hours attacking the utility room this morning. It is so dirty. But now looks close to fablous. (just don't open any cabinets) I'm soooo hungrey. I can't even spell hungrey right because I'm so hungrey. Well, what else can I blog about. It is 5:56 in France right now. Hi France. That Dog is barking....... I wish I had a remote for THAT DOG ^_^.
The bird is chirping happily ^_^ la la la, the cat is meowing so he can come see me in the room that may not have the bird inside it. Meow, chirp, bark! I should charge people crossing the street for looking at a zoo without paying. My text is boring.


BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!


Enough excitement, I'm off to eat Lunch everyone!


Hello, This a secret message. Soon the DUDE will be revealed

M.S.N.B.C.

That's right, it's anagram time ^_^ Due to my extreme frustration at MSNBC. I have given (uncovered) them their real name. My cat ninjas have discovered that MSNBC stands for Mindless Snotty Nepotistic Brainwashers Community. I'm such a genius ^_^. Well I was going to give you guys a link to see Ann Coulter on Jay Leno (very funny segment), but the video was removed for *cough* Copyright Infringement *cough*. Can't you people just say because "We don't like Ann Coulter" I should provide physiological treatment for you people. (not my regular reader[s]) I'd be good at it too. *yawn* Well, I need inspiration *turns on Mindless Snotty Nepotistic Brainwashers Community* commercial. Darn! Well, what else is there? Why don't we start out with my morning? I got up a 8:00 and ate a bowl of cereal. Then I armed my self with a cloth and cleaned the upstairs. Then I went to TKD and then to the pool. Then I went home ate supper and blogged. Well, that was my day in four sentences, sad. Anyway I'm losing my friend from France soon, she is coming back to the U.S. Yay! I should play a devious trick on her


Well that was a long paragraph :P let's have a short one for a change :)

Anyway, I shall just tell you all the Identity of the DUDE. Devious Underestimated Dark Entity. But I bet you wanted a name and number. The DUDE's name and phone number is [Blog Ended due to copyright infringement]

Yes. (another one word topic)

Good morning everyone! What a wonderful day! The clouds are out and the lawn is brown. -_-
Thankfully happiness is not a fair weather friend.

*sigh* I miss cable, especially FOX news. All we have for news is MSNBC, who obsessed with Ann Coulter, "Did Ann Coulter go too far in her comments?". They don't even say what she said, just that she did some terrible thing to widows and Fatherless Children. All I have been able to gather is that she said something around the lines that Widows and children from 9/11 shouldn't constantly critize Bush. Something like it, not exactly. I should google it....

Anyway I think she is right. But I miss FOX, Everyone else is sooooo Liberal. *ugh* I guess I should recommend her new book. "Godless" (the Church of Liberals) Something like that. Anyway, you all will go out and buy it. Along with her other books. Go to Anncoulter.org. Well This shows I've been watching too much MSNBC. I have devoted two paragraphs to Ann Coulter. Moving on.................. (Hey, better than the Oscar's dresses:P)

I think Summer is now officially here. Everybody now sleeps in to 8:00*cough* Mom and me *cough* (I may get up at 7:00 if I feel like it) and everyone else gets up at 9:00. How people can sleep that long, I have no idea, I'd feel so lazy. I have been blogging a lot lately, I wonder why. I must be bored, see I'm talking to myself in my own blog. Sad.

Anyone been taking notice of that Soccer cup? Me neither. At least Lykachy does it for me. But now I must tell you that at the apparel shop, Ann Coulter T-shirts are selling like Hot cakes! Don't be left out. Buy one today! *hums I will Survive for no reason* This is one of our last chances to buy a fablous shirt that everyone else will be wearing. *hits everyone with peer pressure sign* I LOVE my blog! I can do whatever I want! (My editors just wanted me to say that) BTW, I'm now my normal shade of white. I guess evil black belts don't want to kill me anymore. How will I survive?

Bye everyone! I'm off to watch The Pink Panther, and then spend hours getting my mind brainwashed by MSNBC. *snore*

New.

People, We have a dilemma! Not only Do I capitalize Things that I shouldn't, but we need the spiders to can-can! That's right, we have a new feature! Lykachy's blog "Evil Black Belt" is now here!

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I guess we will have to settle with dancing no-smoking signs. *sigh*
Anyway, back to my very important matters I must tell you all. Ummm..... My sunburn is almost better, but I'm still a lovely shade of pink. What an exciting life I have. But we also have something else that is new! A talking box! Oh, it is so cute, look, it says hello ^_^. I wonder what it could be used for *cough* *cough*

I have a movie recommendation. You all will go out as soon as you finish reading this blog and rent "The Pink Panther". It is a very funny movie. In fact is on right now, the song "Got to be Real" is playing right now" Yea!

Wow! Another new link is here, Lykachys sports coverage of the FIFA soccer thing is here.

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Three new things in one blog, you all are so lucky, I wish I was this lucky! Getting three new things for free in one blog, and you notice that this blog doesn't rant to make itself seem bigger, that's right. I'm the person who rants. *everyone falls to the floor and groans*

Good night Paris! And good night Minnesotan suburbs, Yes, you city folk can tell yourselves good night.

Hello.

Good evening everyone. Tonight we will dissect the meaning of this phrase. How exciting.......
Today at TKD class we did hopping hook kicks followed by two whipping axe kicks finished by a back kick. *amazing* *ooh* *ahhh* We practiced a little self defense.

We went swimming today, Yay! I have learned a very important lesson, apply lots of sunscreen, apply more sunscreen, and repeat. Owww. I hope I have saved someone some pain this year. :P

A real post. :P

I have good news everyone! I just saved 15% on my..... Actually I have been accepted into the Northwestern PSEO program. Yay me! I shall learn elementary Greek and Psychology. Hmm now I will know just how the ancient Greeks thought. I got a phone call from France today. I never thought that would happen, considering I don't like France very much. But it was a friend who recently moved there who called. Come back! I pretty much done with school for the year. *sigh of relief* We went out today and bought some piano books! I (For some strange reason) like to play "Beauty and the Beast" and "Part of your world" even though I hate the song part of your world.

This part of the blog is for my French Friend. :P Everyone else can read, (but it is boring)
Today at TKD we warmed up and the did the white belt pattern, followed, by Il jong, then Yee jong, followed by Sahm jong, then Sar Jong, followed by Yuk Jong, then our own patterns. Then we did our one steps. followed my Tae-Kwon-Do punches. Lilly Ended class. Jacob, Kristin and her sons, Bree and Chris, Mr. Wade and Mr. Brown, Jasmine, Mr Fink, Mr. Jeff. Geneva, Danielle, Isaac, Autummn, Our neighbor Johnny came to watch, and me! yay! Mr. Bagwell taught.


My Mom got "My Fair Lady" from the library, Lilly is upset because she hates musicals, and Danielle is happy because she likes everything Lilly doesn't like. My cat is being lazy lying on my bed, and Winnie is busy being stinky. Danielle is busy eating a fluffernutter, If you don't know what that is ask. Bye, good night. Auravoria! And comment, comment, and comment!

It begins!

Hola Senors and Senoritas! *ugh* enough spanish. oddly enough, channel 98 (the spanish channel) is very entertaining. Spanish soap operas are very weird. @_@
Anyway, you all must discover who stole the spiders who do the spider can-can.

Intro
Once upon a time there was a group of spiders who would dance the can-can to entertain the village. Everyone loved them. Sometimes they would dance to the left, sometimes to the right. Needless to say, they were a great hit. But then one day, they dissappeared. Who and why would someone do this? It is YOU. yes, you the reader of this blog must find out who is reponsible for this atrocious act of communism!

Chapter One
Our story begins with the sun rising majesticly over a vast field with a large house. A rooster crows. We zoom in upon the house we see a round table with three figures surrounding it. One is covered in a Shadow. We will call him the person covered in shadow, in the other chairs sit a rooster and a chicken. They seem to be playing a game of cards. "Ha!", "I win again" Exclaims the Chicken. The rooster just smiles while the person in shadow slams it's fist into the table, breaking it in half. "You said you'd tell us who you are if we could beat you in spoons." Said Rooster. "Ha, As if I'd acctually tell patethic poultry such as you my identity!" It retorts, as it dissappears in a burst of flame and smoke. A hairless cat then jumps on Rooster's lap. "It's okay Bob." Rooster whispers quietly to the cat while stroking him. "He won't be back for a while, It's a good thing you can beat him in spoons Chick." The cat hops away as if nothing happened and lies down lazily in a sunbeam from a close window. "Come Chick, We must get your dinner ready. Chili time!" Exclaims Rooster. The Cat then runs of into the sunset as homey music plays.

We now follow the cat as he runs far away to a large mansion. We enter a large rooms with a figure in a large black chair. "What news do you bring Bob?" The cat replies "Well I almost found out the shadow person's identity, But he ran away." "What about the poultry twins?" asks the figure in the chair. "Well, They are making a dinner." "That's it!" "That is all you can find out about those two! Out of my sight insolent fool!" "One question." asked Bob " why do you want to know about that shadow person?" "Well it started long ago." replied the figure. " He is known as the DUDE. What that stands for I do not know. However, he divised a weapon that could turn humans into monkeys. We must stop him! "So it's a save the world thing then isn't it. Replied the cat with a smile on his face. "No." It is a takeover the world thing. See, If he rules the world, I can't rule the world. So we will steal his weapon and take over the world for us. Muahahahahahahaha!

Who stole the spiders? Have fun with spectulation :)

Have a great disscussion. Sorry, I had to say that.