Thank you!!!

Xie xie (thank you in Chinese) for waiting so long for wo (me in Chinese) to blog. Wo (you know what that means)have been making frequent trips to China to learn how to cook marinated cat ninjas. As we all know Ricardo is sick which means his cat ninjas are gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and are now marinated in a light tomato sauce). Dog samuri's bark happily.

Happy new year!!! It is now my year!!!! Because it is the year of the dog (it was the monkey last year) and my Chinese zodiac is the dog!! Even though Wo am a chrstian and I do not belive in Chinese zodiac.

Talk about seeker-sensitive!

My mom and I visited a church today, We picked up a burrito for my dad. hehehehe. I have to do creative writing:( We decided to exercise manly dominion and go to my writing teachers house to pick up our homework, I wish we didn't do that so I wouldn't have to do my writing homework:( I think I have the strangest audience of all the blogs in the world. All of the blogs in the world, Mine is the only blog that members of the poultry family read. I like having such a unique audience, But I'll never be able to blog about the wonders of BBQ sauce or how pork is the other white meat. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to suffer. My sickness is almost over. I cough a lot less now, When I laugh maniacally, It's now a coughing laugh! I can finally laugh!*laughs a maniacally coughy laugh* Take that you fancy hen, I laugh at your henness, I will pluck all your feathers and smother you in BBQ sauce then put your cooked body on television for everyone to wish they could eat you! *laugh evilly*
Good night everyone!

"Guy" with skillz?

Hello Everybody! I bet you are wondering about my title, Well the title is "guy"
Because I'm the only guy with blogging skillz! The only posts in the past few months have been from me, The Magnificent Blogger with his very own legion of cat ninjas!*screams of "liar" come from background* Quick, my ninjas, fend off the disgruntled "contributers" while I finish my blog!*hisses and screams continue* Anyway, I'm quite pleased with my large fan base^_^ See the happy face? I have a turkey, a rooster, a chicken, friends of friends, and a Chick-en!^_^ not : ) Don't worry, My cats only eat fish!*stands in front of chicken cat food* Unfoutunatly, I'm still sick,*gasps run through crowd as young ladies, pregnent women, and old men faint* I don't ache as much*roars of applause and cheering flow throughout crowd* But I cough a lot and my throat hurts, *gasps and fainting resume* How is the battle going my ninjas? Good, The "Contributers" (ha, what do they contribute?) are still 5 feet away from my computer! Amyway, My ninjas have been researching the "dude" ,and have calculated his location to be in
France, Minnesota, or in a romote warehouse in Nevada. Further tests are needed to find if "dude has any ties to aliens.
How is the battle going my ninjas? What!?!?!? A plea deal for a fish and a teddy bear?!?!?!?!?!? Shows what cats do. *throws orb at ground as gas fills the air*
*beep* program terminated "REXFORD has left the building.
Good night Everybody!

I don't normally like Complaining

But it's my blog, so I'll complain all I want. It is 1:38 A.M. currently and I can't fall asleep. The only way to prevent coughing is to sit upright and that still can't prevent all the coughing. I donn't mind the coughing Except that ir hurts my throat:( Oh well, Time to continue with my pity party. Hope you all had a merry christmas and a happy new year. BTW I had turkey for christmas. *manical laughter* I'm currently VERY cold, even when I carry two blankets with me:( Anyway My Whining isn't doing anything but boring you all, Promise to blog better next time. *goes off with a futile attempt to go to sleep*