Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Happy Birthday Danielle!

Yesterday was Danielle's ninth birthday! She went to camp snoopy with lilly and a friend. While they did that, I did my favorite thing to do in the whole world, Shopping!!!!!!!!!!! O.K. Maybe it was kinda boring, But window shopping in America's symbol of imperislistic capitilism is pretty cool, or largest mall, whatever you want to call it. We finally made all the cookies on Christmas eve, all the delicious sugar cookies! They are all so sweet and tasty! Delicious sugar that fules all us! the gold among all the metals of cooking! we salute you Sugar! What happened to my poultry fan club? I was loved by all the chickens!Now they are gone. Oh well. *disco ball floats in the air*
*I will survive starts to play* I will post forever! hahahahahahahahahha. The end
Oh and Cheeseball. If you don't know, don't ask. oh, and new york;)

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Merry Christmas!

Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!
My Mom just had her birthday! Happy Birthday! Isaac put up a sign for her sixteenth birthday, hehehehe. I've gone "ice skating" a couple times , I've finally started to actually skate! yay!
We open presents in four more days! All the lovely presents! I will open them all! them all! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It's been so great not having creative writing! No papers to write! Soon it will be win.......... caution! *You are now entering PC is destroyed mode* Christmas Break! We will bake sugar cookies! Sugar cookies! And more sugar cookies! I will eat all the cookies! all the Cookies! *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant*
See how I fil my blogs with sublimial messages! Rexford likes sugar cookies! Sugar cookies are good! You will give him sugar cookies!
I saw the chronicals of Narnia! It was great! It didn't stray too far from the book, and had believeable fight scenes without lots of blood and gore! See all the exclaimation points! I'm overly excited for no reason! I nneeed coffeeee! I have to go to bed soon! good night everyone!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Myth becomes legend

Legend becomes history blah blah blah. You all are in for treat today folks^_^
You get a history lesson today XD BTW I get CHICKEN stir-fry tomorrow^_^ First I slice all the fat off the CHICKEN and slice it into strips, then my mom stir-fries it with vegetables and an Asian sauce. Delicious ^_^ Did I mention my favorite food is CHICKEN scollopini, First we wrap the chicken in plastic wrap then we pound it mercilessly with a meat tenderizer*maniacal laughter* Then we add all the other ingredients.
I just spent two hours building a snow fort. It is approximately five feet high and will soon expand to 2/3 the width of my backyard, It will be very long! ^_^ Speech and creative writing (the class from which the previous story had came and bored you all^_^) are at Christmas break! (Sorry but Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!) Heheheheheh^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Wow! I have many faces!^_^_^
I'm off the topic now. There are no more silly things to say or write for weeks! (why do I even blog?) Anyway kids, It time for a history lesson!

Once upon a time in a not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
A mysterious man came to the not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
dressed in a black coat speaking words of wisdom. He especially appeared at one girl's house screaming words of wisdom. All the townspeople wondered about his identity. One day a wood nymph held a friend of the mysterious man hostage. The friend spilled everything! About his identity! about how terrible his cranberry sauce was, about how the nasty spill on the living room carpet! The wood nymph headed toward the village to reveal the identity of the mysterious man
The wood nymph first baked a fortune cookie that contained the identity of the man and then set a plan to drop it off at a Chinese restaurant for someone to find, therefore keeping her identity a secret. She forgot the friend! He had returned to the mysterious man, who then decided to track the wood nymph and turn her into a turkey! I could bore you with the details but the mysterious man turned the nymph into a turkey.The Turkey still lives to this day trying to get someone to open her fortune cookie, But she must always dress like a chicken during the feast of thanksgiving for fear of being eaten!
Thank you and good night!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Rejected!

Here is paper for my creative writing class that was rejected my my editors! Rejected!
sorry, it never made it past the rough draft stage so all the markings are still on it.

Who Are the Regulars?

1775, Lexington Mississippi, I had just finished my secret supper of smelly fish

when I realized that my pets John, Sarah, and their two sons would feed me my regular diet kitty food

#6 in five minutes. Five minutes to eat! I thought I would die if I had to wait five more seconds!

#3 Of course you want to hear about my owners don't you. Secretly I would only talk about myself

Harley the most magnificent, majestic, mouse-phobic cat you'll ever lay eyes on,

but the dogs have a fish bone at my back and will drive it in if I speak about myself. My owners are

VERY opinionated farmers. They think that King George, who exports excellent fish, ADJ W/W

has absolutely no right to tax them. Personally I don't care as long as he doesn't tax the fish.

But you know the proverb don't chomp the hand that pets and feeds you disgusting diet food. Verb

They think that they have the right to fight and defend themselves, And to think they even brought up the

#2 atrocious idea of declawing me. UGHH! Concerning their firepower, I've noticed them smuggling

ammo and guns into a secret location, No! Not in Nevada you stupid dog, in Concord. I hope they smuggle

some of that cod they received yesterday.

A couple days later Kowalski the Penguin, who is the only bird I can stand being around, informed W/W

me that the British were planning to seize the ammo and guns at the secret location at Concord

I mean "Area 52". Kowalski sent his extremely Mafia like bands of penguin spies. -LY ADJ

#6 #3 Haven't you ever seen Madagascar? Suddenly, one night I heard a knock knock on my

Pet's door. A large man called Paul Revere was yelling "The Regulars are com...". The Regulars are Verb

com!?!?!?!?!?!?! what does com mean? It sounds like one of those words my English teacher told me NEVER

to say! And what are Regulars? Are they like fish? Or had the plague struck again with those horrid mice?

I knew I had to do something, it had to be drastic, I decided to make Kowalski send out a secret squadron of

#2 super penguins. During my genius daydreaming I was rudely awakened by One of Kowalski sticky notes

that flew onto my face, it read "At Antarctica for rest of life" I threw it away in disgust ,when suddenly, my

trash can burst into flames. Another note flew down and hit my tail, it read" You didn't see anything".

I saw John grab his coat and run to "Area 52". Being that John was the only person who liked or

remembered to feed me, and because my penguin squads were out of town permanently. I decide that I would

have to take care of the "Regulars", who ever they were, by myself.


After A long practice session of kitty fu and donning a uncomfortably tight ninja suit. Verb , ly, ADJ

I armed myself with a pop gun and gobbled up a quick catch of cod. Then I decided to take a VERY LONG

walk to Area 52. I used all the secret pathways and quickly passed the Regulars, who ever they are. W/W

#3 Fortunately I soon found "Area 52" and nestled myself on a fence, placed my pop gun in comfortable

position, and waited for the "Regulars" and I think you know we don't know who they are.

#2 During the terrible wait I spied a juicy piece of trout, that the butcher had dropped, lying on the ground.

Dramatically the "Regulars" Marched into the town then they stopped in front of our camp.

The leader started blathering on how we must obey England and what-not, when with his final

yell he stamped his foot on the trout I had been eyeing! Disgusted and forgetting I had a play gun

#6 I shot at the Leader. Complete Horror happened next! Eight of my friends pets were dead. I

screeched and hissed as loud as I could to get everyone's pets to attack the soldiers. I mean, it was

fish on the line here. It worked! Even more Minute men came to the rescue and drove those fish stomping

"Regulars" Back to England! I guess we know who the "Regulars" are now, Evil Fish haters!
Hope you enjoyed it! ^_^, not :) ^_^ is so much better ^_^!

Monday, December 05, 2005

If easily offended do not read!

Everyday I say" I will blog today I say". Yet everyday goes by, and I never blog, why?
Who cares! I'm blogging now. I had a wonderful thanksgiving(With not so wonderful hours of driving) visiting grandparents and eating delicious meals. Unlike most people I NEVER stuff myself on Thanksgiving, It's not very healthy and gives me a chance to make people who do feel guilty. *muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* Forget Thanksgiving! It's Christmas! Only twenty more days till Christmas! And speaking of Christmas, Christmas Cookies! We haven't made much yet, But we will, I made about eight dozen orange drop cookies all by myself a couple days ago, No! Asking your Mother what to do every five minutes doesn't count as "help". We set up our artificial pre-lit tree this year:) My Grandmother gave us lots of presents to cover up the artificial bottom of the tree. At least I don't have to water the tree twice a day now:)
:) or ^_^ , Personally I think ":)" is over used so from now on I will use "^_^" Just because it might annoy some crazy person that might get offended at the word "Christmas". Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!, Ha! I laugh at your being offended at my use of the word Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Heeheehee! Even your sissy ACLU can't stop me now! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Good Night Everyone!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Christmas Quiz

Here is a Christmas Quiz for you all.
Please post your answers as a comment.

1. The Christmas tree was once known as?
a. Life tree b. Holly tree
c. Christ tree d. Party tree

2. Who was the first person to decorate trees with candles,
to show his children what stars looked like a night?
a. Martin Luther b. Galileo Galilei
c. Napoleon Bonaparte d. George Bush

3. Evergreens are traditionally the symbol of?
a. Winter b. Mints
c. Eternal Life d. Plankton

4. In the word Xmas the X stands for?
a. The Cross b. Never
c. The Roman Numeral 10 d. The Greek letter Chi

5. The early Colonists considered Christmas to be?
a. A Christian Holiday b. A waste of money
c. A pagan ritual d. A Feast Day

6. What department store was responsible for creating Rudolph?
a. Walmart b. Montgomery Ward
c. Toys R Us d. Hallmark

7. The American tradition of poinsettia at Christmas time was started by?
a. Dr. Joel Poinsett, the first US ambassador to Mexico
b. The Grinch, the first person to try and steal Christmas
c. Mary Pointsettia, the first woman to plant the flower in America
d. Professor John Poppy, the man who discovered the flower

8. The first instrument used to play Silent Night was?
a. piano b. bag pipes
c. flute d. guitar

9. The U.S. Congress declared Christmas a Federal Holiday when?
a. 1870 b. 1910
c. 1776 d. 1935

10. Which of these songs was not originally a Christmas carol?
a. Joy to the World b. Jingle Bells
c. Grandma got run over by a reindeer d. Go Tell it on the Mountain

Friday, November 18, 2005

Where Did the snow go?

A: No witty answers for this question. Yay! it snowed two days ago! And it melted :(
Winter is my Favorite season. I like winter before christmas, at night, and inside! All the things that define the season winter. I don't like the wind , cold snow or, the long shopping lines either.
I like staying inside ALL day with a cup of tea and big plate of sugar cookies!
we make appox 100-200 sugar cookie a year! YummY! It's nice to see the beauty of winter, Spring has the beauty of new life, Summer has the beauty of sunshiny summeryness, Autumm has the beauty of all the different colors, and Winter has a beauty of that is cold ,hard , and uninviting, but it is the most beautiful of them all.

My dad's XXth birthday was last saturday, Happy Birthday Dad!

You may notice this blog get updated 1-2 times a week, not 3-6 times as it should with three contributers! *glare* Post motivation comments!

I did very well on my speech according to my critics, the four rating were poor, good, very good, and exceptional. I got very good/exeptional. Next speech is a duo, Da Da Dummm

Good Night Everybody!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Results

I have the results of the tournament I entered, I got fourth in forms and second (2nd of 2nd) in sparring :(. I guess losing is sometimes better than winning because you learn more from it.
I have A LOT (Banned word alert) to learn.
Tournaments ALWAYS wear me out, although I spent hours sitting doing absolutely nothing I feel as if I worked all day.
Well I'm very tired and want (have) to go to bed.
Good Night Everybody!
Will blog early next week! (Translation: early means the next friday through the following month)

Friday, November 11, 2005

I have done it!

Everyday for the past week, I have told myself, "I will blog today!". Showing off my excellent self-control, I haven't blogged all week:( Last Tuesday I gave my wonderful speech on the dragon island portion of the "Voyage of the Dawn Treader", It took 9:55 out of 10:00 minutes
I was SSOOOOOOOO happy when I found I was under the max time limit! I have a TKD tournament tomorrow. I'm not nervous yet, But I will be.

I have no idea what else to blog about, well that I'm very happy that we have a special teacher for chem(Chem is EVIL!) (EVIL I TELL YOU!) it is practically algebra except that it is EVIL!

I got Ann Coulter' s book "Slander" from the library. I love reading her books it like a comedy except it's all real! My brother needs to work on his speech so I have to get off now:(
Maybe I'll update tomorrow night.
Good Night Everybody!

Friday, November 04, 2005

I can use cool symbols and you can't!

I'm currently reading a book called"The Politcaly Incorrect Guide to Islam and the Crusades" I haven't reached the crusades yet, however the book is very revealing in quoting the Qu'ran. The Qu'ran clearly states how the Muslims must make war and subdue all "non-believers". Religion of peace Yeah Right!
I strongly suggest that everyone read this book. ! " See the web of lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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See my wonderful chess board I have created using weird fonts!
In my home-school co-op I made a hand crafted chess board and pieces.
I will put pics up when I get around to painting and putting the pieces together.

I have recently gone through an extreme stroke of Paranoia because I have discovered that one of my friends (Whom I Envy for the ability to do school and take naps in one day) father is really a monkey! Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!Rant!
We'll all be monkeys! the world will soon be over! Hillary-Care is here!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well at least I can delete any comments on my blog!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween

Halloween is a kind of a silly day of the year.Mother san is making cookies for us and we are putting tracks on the candy. And u know what with my new expander in my mouth I can't eat any of the leftover candy that has nut's or anything sticky (don't you feel sorry for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)




And I LOVE candy!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The Best Game Ever!

Now I will tell everyone about the best game ever.
It is called "We Love Katamari" the sequel to a sleeper
hit "Katamari Damacy" if you have a different opinion
I do not want to hear it, We Love Katamari is the best.
Now I will tell you about the basic gameplay, you will
be rolling a ball called a katamari over different items first
you will pick up items such as candy, crayons, and batteries
then strawberries, sushi, and batteries and eventually
big enough to pick up buildings but you only get that big
in the latter levels. Different fans will ask you for a
favors in the game such as get 15 m large in 10 min or
get as many flowers as you can in 6 min. There is one
level where you are rolling a katamari that is on fire
and if you don't roll items quick enough or fall into water
the fire will go out and the king will zap you with lasers
several times (He will do that every time you fail a mission).
There are lots of different stages such as underwater,
a campground, a bedroom, etc ....
when you complete a mission you are katamari will be thrown
into space and will become a planet or some other cesestial
body. The reason you are making planets is because the king
accidentally destroyed all of the stars and planets (except
for Earth of course). The reason there are fans is in the
previous game the king had you make stars now you are making
planets. Now I will tell you about versus mode. You and
your opponent will be trying to get more of specific item,
sometimes they is 50 of the item or just one (then you have
to hit your opponent until they drop the item). Now I will
explain co-op mode where you and a friend will roll the
same katamari, it will get very confusing sometimes you
will do well and others you will do terrible and the king
will zap you and your friend several times. I almost
forgot to tell you that when you win vs. mode you get a
cookie and your opponent loses a cookie then you can drop
washpans on your opponent and put a rain cloud over them.
and inside the stages your cousins will be doing crazy
things if you find a cousin roll over them and you can
use them to be your character after the stage. Let us say
I went in the fire level and I saw a mushroom looking
cousin dancing with old men I go to pick it up then
after the stage I can be the mushroom looking cousin.
there also are presents hidden through out the stages.
Let us say I found a present tied to a balloon I pick
up the present,and after the stage the king opens the
present and it is a horn but it is too small for him
so he gives it to me then I go put on the horn.
You can wear only two presents at a time. Well that
is the end of this game description so you better go
to the store and buy "We Love Katamari" or else.


And for reading this game description you win a
giant pretzal offer expires on October 12 2005
at 3:18 P.M. Offer not valid in the United
States of America or Japan.

Dentists and orthodontists

Ok let's rewind to yesterday wirring noise. Yesterday I went to the orthodontist and got set up to get my teeth stuff done. After that I went to the doctor and me Lilly and Danielle got our shots scary huh. Well I went first because I was the eldest. The first one was a polio shot and I promise that one did not hurt I even looked to see if she was doing it and she did( I think that is because this was the best nurse I have ever seen). After that one I had a I don't know what shot and almost passed out (which freeked Danielle out) that was very scary.
Anyways I do not like anything not normal being put into my body like medicine or drugs. Then there is Lilly who on her first shot (which was hep. B.)some blood was taken out accidentally so they had to do one on the other arm. And Danielle had a hard time but got she got the shot. and today I got spacers in my teeth. Thank you for your patronage.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Has the PRCB teen blogging fad ended?

This reporter asks why? expect for this blog and a couple secretly well hidden blogs almost all the other Teen owned blogs have turned into Lovee-dovee blogs or have just died with no more posts from the owners. While some experts believe this is due to Rumored monster called school, This reporter believes that that most teens have a disease called Phatfaditis. This terrible disease can be contracted simply by hearing a sound infected by the virus. When someone starts doing something the virus attaches itself to sound waves carried by the person and unknowingly to the person it attaches itself to it will make him/her copy what happens in the message in the sound waves. While some may continue to use what the virus has prompted them to do, most leave their creations to die, creating a swarm of dying things, and as we all know dying things don't smell too good. So do your part and revive those dying blogs, and if you don't have a blog START ONE! Preferably one with a witty title like"My soap opera life" you know to whim I am talking! now before this interruption to your regularly scheduled read is interrupted because it is so pointless, I would like to say, this blog will always be Fair and Balanced which means it is a
conservative blog, that was for you Libs who didn't know that already. Now for the rest of the story; Congratulations to Elizabeth who won a fabulous cookie (Catered by Panera Bread) (ThreeBrotherz is not in anyway affiliated and does not own or regularly shop at Panera Bread) for reading all of my last post!( no more cookies will be awarded till next year[well maybe at Christmas Time] due to a gaping hole in the ThreeBrotherz account) Let's talk about Harriet Myers, She is a Evangelical Christian+1 point and Probably Pro-life+100 points. That's all we know about good ole Harriet except that the Prez seems to know her quite well+?Points. I think the Prez should really have nominated Really Good People that we know will uphold the constitution. I mean the Republican party is ahead, now is not the time to sneak by the Libs, we must do a Frontal Assault upon them!*maniacal Laughter* We can probably trust the Prez, he has done everything(almost) that he has promised (let's just hope he didn't inherit his court nominee skills from his father)



See the king? he is from Katamari Damacy, Isn't his Goatee simply fabulous!
Buy Katamari damacy and We love Katamari for your Ps2 Today! (sold at any fabulous retailer)



P.S.If you read all of this post you win a massless cookie!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Columbo

lately we have been watching Columbo the best cop show ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Most people believe that u know what is a old people show but....IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A old people show thank you for your patronage .

sorry

Sorry, sorry thatI haven't blogged in soooooooooooooooooo long.






P.S Rexford Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the worst movie ever created!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Q: How much can you insult Amish people before they explode?

A: As much as you want as long as you say it on the internet!
As long as we are on the topic of the Amish I will tell you about my struggles from becoming a big black hat Jethro-in-every-name Amish Guy. But first the conclusion to the heart-wrenching story of the adorable cat. We took the ADORABLE kitty to the Humane Society
on Tuesday(now three weeks ago) and found out it was chipped! the Kitty was neutered male, seven months old, named Toby, and it turned out he lived a block away with a disabled man in the opposite direction of the houses we went and asked if they owned poor Toby. There is a happy ending for Toby! Now the following Wednesday night I was babysitting my brothers and sisters I had just finished cooking the food and was going to clean up the house after supper when I heard the storm sirens. So I turned on the weather channel and saw a severe thunderstorm warning for most of Minnesota. Literally seconds later the power went out and I heard a high pitched whirring noise.( this was probably a straight wind ) We all bolted downstairs into our family room. thankfully our Mom had called and told us to get flashlights out. In God's providence
my Mom and Dad just got new cell phones and hadn't canceled the old one out yet. I ran to my room and snatched it and rushed back to the family room. I then called my Mom and Dad who were at prayer meeting. The thing about this cell phone is that the place it got the lowest reception was at our house. Once the cell phone stayed at one bar long enough to make a call the bar would go out, 20 seconds later it would come back ect. ect. After much annoyance I was finally able to call my mom and dad. the call was choppy and we couldn't understand each other very well but it did it's purpose mom and dad came home. 15 minutes later still cuddled together in our family room I got a call from Mrs. C( The annoying phone decided to work fine then)
her son who helps take care of an austistic young man was at the Library and was headed towards my house. I was still on the Phone with Mrs. C when my parents came in the door. They had arrived right after Mrs. C's son got into the driveway.
The storm had subsided substantially now so we headed upstairs and lit candles to my Mom's horror a very unclean house became illuminated. for the next boring five days nothing really happened except that on Thursday we got a Generator because our power goes out at the sign of a drizzle. On Monday night our power came on! yay!(our first victory in withstanding the power of the Amish) this being a very long blog already I will skip to Friday with the exception of a video game recommendation for a game called "Katamari Damacy" and it's just as fabulous sequel "We Love Katamari". On Friday and on the following Tuesday my family celebrated two of my Sister's Birthdays! Happy Birthday! let's rewind back to Saturday now. On Saturday I tested for my Red belt in Tae Kwon Do. now I'm only one belt(and probably eight months) away from Black Belt!
fast- forward to this week, my Dad overcome with dreams of being Amish turned this week (except Saturday) into a no tv, video game, or computer week. To show resistance to the Amish I will give you a review of"Sharkboy and Lavagirl" in three words "Corniest Movie Ever!"
This movie is filled with terrible puns and horrible lines like:"my instincts tell me this is so"
or "my highly sensitive ears sense it too". Well I need hurry up and finish this blog so I will save Harriet Meyers for my next blog.

P.S. Congrats if you happened to read all of this post. have a cookie.

Monday, September 19, 2005

The Cutest Cat!

You may be saying; Wow! a real title! Well we will straighten that little problem out later. The past few days we have been sick with the flu or something like that.(The FLU is EVIL!!!!!!) I should be completely healed tomorrow. (the flu is EVIL!)
yesterday this adorable teenage kitty (not a baby kitty or a adult cat) came into our yard. He (We are not sure what it's gender is) is Extremely friendly and cute. He is very affectionate. He stayed in our yard all day and overnight. He is still on our deck and doesn't seem to want to leave. I really hope we get to keep him.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Everything!

I have been so busy from before and after my slight case of insomnia. So here we go!
First up is a VERY IN-DEPTH (NOT!) review of Star Wars 3. If you haven't' seen it yet in theaters and are waiting for it to come out on DVD, rent it first unless you are a HARDCORE star wars geek. The movie it self was very boring, It didn't draw you in or anything like that, kinda like watching a episode of Teletubbies. you couldn't connect with anyone you just watched blah blah blah. Even the Fight scenes were boring! Worst of all were the lines such as "Only the sith speak in absolutes" (spoken by obi wan) Which was a terrible cheap shot on your president and was in itself a absolute statement! Liberal Hollywood for ya! last week we started school, School is very physically demanding for some strange reason, it sucks the very life out of your soul like a vaccum! well not that bad, but still. I could bore you more talking about school but*presses FF button* Now we arrive to Thursday on which we go to omaha for a TKD tornament; Friday; We go to the Omaha zoo! It was very stinky! Don't you love how great a reviewer I am! We saw many animals incuding a Kiwi that tried to dig under to fence and get us!
and a Tiger that stood up againt the Window and looked so cute! it was just like one of my cuddly cat Ninjas! FF to Saturday, The day of the tournament , Isaac, Lilly ,and I each won a Gold medal in Sparring and a bronze in forms! My mom did the best with Gold in sparring and forms! Go Mom! FF to Monday I took my first Behind the Wheel lesson, which according to my Mom has improved my driving! I can't stay in my lane though:( *cry* FF to Tuesday- Wendsday boring all about school, I will show you all a poem I had to make for school though.
AMERICA

Land of...

Brilliant shining seashores with serene sands.

Fabulous forests that are replanted faster then they are cut!

Majestic mountains that loom over all the lands.

Raging rivers that cut many ruts.

Vast rolling plains created by God's hands.

AMERICA , land of

Patriotic people who died for freedom

Young people who fluently and freely write flattering poems about America

The free and the brave

God Bess America,

My Home Sweet Home.



Rexford Semrad

I have to go to bed now. Good Night! Record for longest post!

Sunday, September 04, 2005

A Slight Case of Insomnia

I haven't blogged in over a week! So here's what's happened Last week (Make it a week and half) My Grandparents came from SD To Spend time with us and go to the state fair. I find the state fair quite boring, its like Window shopping except it's dirty everywhere. I mean really, Who likes Window shopping! all you do is look at things you cannot afford! My grandpa got to be on the radio with Todd Friel(Spelling?) for a short time, He did really good impressions of Ronald Reagan and Bill Blith(Clinton's real last name) unfortunately he couldn't muster up a George W. Bush or a John Khon(Kerry's real last name),The following week was boring until the weekend when my other Grandparents came over. We went out to eat, and my Other Grandpa made some Fantabulous Tae Kwon Do Thingys to hang up in our School, unfortunately my Grandma had a terrible headache the entire day of Saturday. School Starts on Tuesday! How will we survive? putting facts and knowledge into our already omniscient teenage minds? Now if you are wondering about my Vonderful title, I have just dedecated my life to becoming a Vampire! Just Kidding, It is now 12:30 A.M. And I am not tired at ALL! not at all you hear me! NOT AT ALL! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! I tried reading my Bible, which I hear makes you tired when you read it. well that had no effect on me at all, kinda bitter-sweet isn't it. NO PROBLEM I"LL BLOG! Blogging isn't working either! Maybe I will read some of "How to talk to A Liberal" by Ann Coulter or "Treason" by Ann Coulter, or a reacent Coulum by Ann Coulter! I do'n haVE NO PROBLEM! You should really read those books they are fantabulous books about the truth! not hate speech!
Rant rand trant rant rant rANT RATN TANR RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dad was going to wake me up to do something at 3:00 hopefully I will be asleep by then. Rant rant rant rant! and rant!



LONG LIVE THE QUEEN WITH LARGE TALONS!

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Driving=Doom!

How can I be busy and still have nothing to blog about!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets see, no in depth movie reviews, lets talk about driving, driving is where people go into strange machines called automobiles and risk their lives for the sake of getting places faster, Insane isn't it. I first drove around the block with Mom and had to pull into the driveway between two garbage cans which freaked my mom out.
the next day I drove around the block with some siblings (and Mom).(Nobody wants to be in the car when I drive now;) Another day I drove down the block to a road with double yellow lines to the gas station! Scary! beware of the lines! evil scary lines of death! Today I drove down to the mall,(Unfortunatly I only had Mom and Geneva,No freaking out my siblings:( ] It wasn't too bad, although I think I broke some minor traffic law. So driving is going pretty well. my dad needs to go on the computer now so bye. and hope I don't see you on the road or else I will look at you and unknowingly drift towards you and get into a accident.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

My strange (yet hilarious) dream

This dream is so funny it deserves telling someone. So here it is. Paula Deen(if you don't know who she is she is just the best chef on Food Network!!!) is having a biography about her life on TV. In this you find out that she has had 17 year's of intense martial art training & talks about thing's like I lost about 2 or 3 pounds a day yall. And you also find out that she saves the world from the villain from Buzz Lightyear Star Command. Don't you think that's funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Tekken & fiddles

We finally got a new video game!!!!!.It's called Tekken (you can tell by the title of course) it's very cool(even if there is only one person you can stab with).




Last Sat. we got to have a supprise going away party for Miss. Kate M. A very nice Irish lady. Almost everyone at are church went. We ate,opened present's and even Miss Kate played a fiddle and played (beautifully might I add) some Irish folk songs. And Miss Kate & her humble brother made a photo thingy that had very wonderful photos from their trip to Alaska.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Happy anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy 17th anniversary! Mom & Dad. Hope u 2 have a great time!!!!!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

God's and Generals

This week I had Dave.C come over to my house to spend the night and we watched a movie called God's and Generals it is a good movie even if we only had seen 3/4 of it. the movie is even longer than Lord of the Rings it's 4 hour's long!!!!!!. The other thing's we did were play the computer game Risk (the computer took over the world) ,sprayed each other with the hose, rode our bike's and played a lot of video game's. Speaking of video game's we need another one. We already have beaten 3 of them, 1/2 through another and one of them is boring. It's insane! We need a game that you can punch or stab some one (that's what I like) something that's not too gory or have badly dressed woman and something Ethan likes that Rexford dosen't beat in a pinch.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Adrian and Ambrose

After one whole month of thinking I finally decided on what to name the birds, Adrian and Ambrose. They are named after two brothers Adrian and Ambrose Monk, one is germaphobic detective and the other writes instruction manuals and will never leave his house. Adrian is the blue one and Ambrose is the green one. They like to chirp and squawk to piano. I didn't even know we were going to get birds untill a couple hours before we got them. Here are a couple pictures of them.

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After 30 boring hours, I finally have my driving permit! Now what else should I blog about? Oh yeah, Isaac's sleepover with D.C. is almost over, they are watching Gods and generals, A VERY VERY long movie I haven't seen yet. On the subject of movies, here is my review on "The Fantastic Four". (Possible Spoiler(s) Ahead)
The FF is about five people who go into space to observe a cloud of radiation that supposedly started evolution. However the space cloud comes much quicker than expected and runs into their space ship, mutating each of them with different powers. The plot took forever to develop and when it finally developed, the movie has over. 2 out of 5 stars. (*)(*)()()()

P.S. Tell my brothers to blog. They NEVER BLOG!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

School! (Yes I said the "S" word!)

I HAVE S(this is Alyssa)UCH A BUSY LIFE!
(One small tip, Never blog when you have people over:)
I have now spent an entire day (in 3 hour pieces) at driver's Education (24 hours), Only six hours to go!
(news update; alyssa and winnie are dancing to disco music as we speak)
We have spent the last few days painting our house, we finally finished yesterday. Yay!
now my parents are fixing up their master bathroom, it is really ugly right now;)
I watched the new Batman movie last night, it was pretty good, It was a little too dark for me though. It would be too scary to take little kids to. The movie got over at 12:45 A.M. so when I got home I did stuff on the computer(Annoying stuff like; resetting a network)and got to bed around 2:10, so I am tired.
Being that tis the season to dedicate your blog to someone, I will absorb all my self-pity and
negativity to dedicate this blog to my Cat! My cat rocks! he is about 6'' tall, has grey hair, and has emerald green eyes! My cat ate winnie's snacks in the middle of the night. Another sucessful raid!(next we will hit the chicken coop with large talons)

The End, Fini , Finland, land o lakes, corn starch, a collage of corn, Your Mom goes to college!
Now when ever you see "the end" they are saying "Your mom goes to college'.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

New clothes!!!

This week we are supposed to get new clothes. They are for this school year my mom ordered them online. We got to pick out ourselves of course. We do that every year this year I only got two polo's and one long sleeve shirt they are all very nice.
So hopefully this week you won't see me in my usual blue buttoned down shirt hurray!!!.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The most terrible thing in the world happened today.

Today Winnie ran away. After searching for about 20 minutes my dad whistled loud enough for Winnie to hear it. The entire time we searched I was crying I thought I would never see her again I was praying that Winnie would come back. I was so happy when Lilly and I saw dad's car and said that he had found Winnie. I thanked God so very much this post has been very hard to write without crying.
And anyone who think's I am a big baby you have no heart NO HEART AT ALL!!!!!.

Okay!

Okay I get it!
No one likes the template so I will change it.

Monday, August 01, 2005

the last week.

You may be wondering why I have such a boring title.The answer is: I won't tell you because I now have control over your mind. Anyway, I havn't blogged lately because of YELLOW BOOK!, being sick with constant headaches, and/or lack of materials. I have just started "Drivers Education". The class was a three hour class about drinking and driving.(as if I would ever do that:) Do you know how long it is sitting in a metal chair hearing "Don't drink and drive"! It is enough to... never mind. I guess I'm the only one in the world who has parents who talk to their children. Hope you like the new layout. (ETHAN (not me) picked it out.)
Good night everyone. I mean good morning.

P.S. Lakes aren't really gross. just wanted to clarify that.

Wing chun the most cute dog in the world!!!(exception of the owner's dog)


Hear are some pic's of winnie isn't she cute the title dosen't mean that I don't think that Dakota,Ellie ect are
cute.









P.S. I liked the old template better Ethan.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Our brand new door!


If you've been to our house you know about our back door. This door is older than my parents (But not yours) and is known for requiring a great deal of strength to open. If my sisters were at marrying age my dad would have the potential suitors attempt to open the door and succeed as a requirement. The door would constantly come off the track. I would have to fix it at least once a day. Being a old door it was so heavy my dad and I were the only people able to fix it. after years of this evil menace my parents(and grandparents) took action. after lots $$$,lots of salemen, and months later. the mighty knights came riding on the large white truck, using only drills, hammers, caulk(Which the evil spirit of the door put on my siblings fingers), and crowbars the evil drag...... door was defeated (here is it's picture.)

But that's not all. the evil drag.... door threated to make our deck look ugly, and leave a large gap in our wall. But then a magical fair.... door clothed in white restored the health of the brave knights who carried the evil dragon away. I mean door. and covered the ugly gap in our house.
which ironicaly, makes our house look ugly because it is so white.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Halfway Over Already!

Summer is over halfway over. How can this be? I feel like it
started two weeks ago! Have you noticed that when it's
Summer you want it to be Winter and vice-versa. Well
I can't think of anything else except the fact that Rexford
is hitting me with a cat toy and stabbing me AGAIN!
(Evil laughter in the background)

Kung-fu rocks!!!!!

We watch some kung-fu movies like Iron monkey, The legened, Wing Chun, and Shaolin Soccer they are all very cool. My goal in kung-fu,tae kwon do is to be as good as Grand Master Kim,Chou Tsrung(I hope I spelled that Right),or sifu Jimmy would be cool.

Dog's rule

Doesn't everyone love the Purina Puppy Chow commercial the dog's are sooo cute and doesn't everyone think thier moto is cool Dog's rule it's is very true don't you think.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Ice cream mmm!!!!!

This week we have bean eating a lot of ice cream, my wonderful!!! mother made waffle cone's. And everyone know's my mother is such a wonderful cook you all know how good they would taste.also you know she should be voted best cook in the universe!!!!!.She is soooo!!! much better than chef ramsse from Hell's kitchen.

p.s. He was voted best cook in England 5 times and he stink's even Minnesota's food is better.

p.s. my mom like's him but I think that's crazy.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Q:What do cats and the left have in common?

A: No sense of morality
Now you can't blame the cats, they have no soul and very little emotion.(Well mine does at least) For example; My cat, Harley, Broke into a cabinent last night and had a midnight snack( Meal ). Bad cat. however in the wild cats have to find food, it doesn't come in a dish at 8:00 every night, so you could say it was acting with it's instinct. now watch when a human goes by instinct (Human nature). http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/MichaelCrook/wmv.
His last name is kinda ironic no?

P.S. I was right my brothers have lost interest already in blogging! ( Please comment motivational comments!)

Friday, July 15, 2005

How will we survive!?

We've done it. Our cord to charge our laptop has finally blow out. We are doomed to use our desktop for at least three days! My mom called dell 2 days ago and found that the cord was under warranty. We went to TKD today and when we got home we had a note saying because we weren't home they would give us the cord in a few days instead of today! Now I could be like most people and say we live in America and we are spoiled. But that wouldn't be any fun now would it. *sniff*

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Lakes are gross

We just got back from the lake, the gross lake that has plants in it. Who in the world would put plants in a lake!?!? I'm running out of time my brother Isaac wants*smack*sorry, I got up and Isaac was about to finish my Fantanstic, wonderful, witty, and very modest post. Did I mention that I am the most humble in my family:) NOW I will get off so my brother can post.


More pointless posts coming to a computer near you!

It is almost over!!!!!!!!!!

We are almost done with yellow book it is sooo!!!tiring today we get to go the lake to be able to relax.It might not seem & or sound tiring but it is!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Guys with skills?

Today when we were deciding on what to name our blog my Mom said " How about Guys with Skills." I didn't like it but Rexford and Isaac wanted that name and I couldn't think of anything(as usual) so the name stuck. Anyway,I don't have anything else to add except Rexford and Isaac are acting like ninjas and stabbing me (as usual).

Which one

This is a quiz which is your favorite golden retriver,border collie,or,beagle p.s. mine is bodrer collie.

Our First Post

Yay! Our first post! We have just started our blog. I will probably blog the most out of all my brothers because they will lose interest very quickly. (Don't you just love motivational speeches!) My Mom, Random Siblings, and I have been delivering "yellow books" all day Today, Tuesday, and Monday, It is very tiring. Tomorrow we don't have to deliver anything! We get to clean the house:( Well, I have to get off now so my brothers can blog.
(Don't belive anything mean they say about me.)