Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day everyone!(Late! @_@) ^_^ I have very busy lately, so I'm glad it's a holiday! Wait, I'm still busy.*grumble* Anyway, We have gotten rid of our digital cable to basic whatever. Now the only thing I ever watch is the Price is Right, Judge Hattchet, and Divorce Court. (Divorce Court is the best! most entertaining anyway.) I guess that's more than one thing, Besides, Hello kitty on DVD is currently on anyway. Yes, the one with annoying theme song that gets stuck in your head and makes you want to break the DVD player. @_@

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*gasp* Why aren't the spiders dancing? Find out next blog when the mysterous villian who has stolen the dancing is unmasked. Yea! Large font, That means this is an very important blog, I guess I should make all my blogs in bold. :P

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That's right Lykachy! This part of the blog is just for you. ^_^
I just got back from TKD. I took two classes and am exhausted. Anyway last Saturday was testing. Kris tested for her red belt. Kristen and her sons all got their brown belts along with Lynee. and other people tested, but I forgot them.:P I haven't seen Ricky since the tournament. I wonder where he has been. Anyway, I spent all of first class teaching Mrs. Kris her new pattern. The second class we warmed up by doing a single side kick. then we switched and did a round kick with a back kick, then we *gasp* just switched and back kicked. then we went into pairs and worked on our double round kicks, then we did M&Ms and did the knee raises. *snore* this blog is so boring I'm putting myself to sleep.*forced laughter*

Over the next few blogs we will play a game. You all must solve who stole the spiders can-can, I will give you a list of profiles, every blog I will give out clues and you will comment on who you think the suspect is. The suspects are.

The Dude:
Age? Waist line? favorite quote? Nothing much is known about the Dude, Which makes him the prime suspect! See how it works. However, it is known the Dudes identity is sealed in a ledgendary fortune cookie, the dude's mission is to destroy the cookie once and for all.
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The wood nymph.
Gender:Female
Age and weight? (refuses to tell)
Likes: Pesto and spicy food.
Dislikes: Bland food.
This wood nymph was once a great mafia queen who studied the ancient art of ninjitsu. Once while practicing her ninja powers she overheard a plot to turn the entire world into monkeys. She then learned the persons identity, he is known as the Dude, but the dude spotted her and she ran far away. She sealed the dudes identity into a fortune cookie known as the fortune cookie of great fortune. She then shipped it to the nearest chinese resturant.
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Chick-en
Gender: Female
Age:Teen (in chicken years)
Likes:singing, eating cats.
Dislikes:Kentucky and all people who fry things. Thanksgiving.
This is a "Chicken" who dresses as a turkey. She had an ordinary life until one day her owner crashed a semi filled with fortune cookies. He gave her the only cookie that wasn't harmed from the crash. She now carries it with her where ever she goes to remember her owner who moved to Florida to retire. She refuses to ever open the cookie.
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Rexford
Age 114.
Weight (who wants to know?)
Likes: the face ^_^, cats, Chick-en Scallopini.
Dislikes: delivering yellow books and dogs who lick you.
Rexford is a fablous person who is not egotisitcal in anyway shape or form. He commands a amazing army of cat ninjas who are always searching for the idenity of Dude.
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Ethan and Isaac.... Wait. as if they could do anything to the spiders dance.
*cough*boring*cough*
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Rooster
Gender: Female. how a rooster is a female escapes me.
Age, Around that of Chick-en
Likes: Playing spoons with chick-en. Cooking(no chicken)
Dislikes:Long papers she has to write.
Loves:naps
Rooster is only seen with Chicken. wether or not she plans on stealing the cookie is unknown. The wood nymph knows that she knows the idenity of the DUDE, but Rooster doesn't know she knows. She also has the chocolate cookie of misfortune. But we think she ate it.
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Weird Chinese Spy.
Age:Teenager. *so he claims to be*
Height: two feet
Weight.*he claims to be 400 pounds, we don't believe it.
He is a chinese spy who is weird. he is seen at PRBC and claims to speak Chinese fluently. We wonder.
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Evil Black Belt.
Gender Female
Age?
Likes:boys from France?
Dislikes: Good red belts. :P
She is a Black belt who is evil. Thats it. We wonder if she is really is evil.
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Mrs C.
She is Mr. C's wife. she is said to have amazing links to the Dude.
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Professer Parrot.
Age:59
Weight:59 3/4 pounds
Waist line:59 cm
Likes: the number 59, Being negative. Japanese music. Yeah!
Dislikes:Rap music, Over rated things. and barbarians.
Professer Parrot is a parrot who is a professor. He likes The king. The king is awesome. The king has Skills. We talk like the king because we are the king. PP
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Korean spy
Age:2 years old.
Weight: uh........, we don't know 50,000,000 lb perhaps.
Likes: Dog slobber. expensive food. Rexford's dove chocolate. Kung fu movies.
Dislikes: Cute French guys. Cuter French guys. and Hot French Fries.
This is a spy whoi stinks at his job, everyone knows who he is. It is the perfect cover. He also thinks he can cook Cat ninjas, we think he is stupid.

That's everyone. I come with more details later. Good Night. Muhahahaha! ^_^

Results

Good Afternoon everyone! Last Saturday My Family entered the governors Cup(TKD tournament) Ethan won 3rd in sparring, Isaac won 2nd in sparring even though he was the youngest in his division, Lilly got 1st in sparring and 2nd in forms, and I got 4th in sparring and 3rd in forms, Yay! I was beaten by Black belts , so I don't feel bad about losing, You learn more from losses then wins. O.K. Too much optismism....... I must balance it out with a negative spider can-can.

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Ahhhhh. Much better ^_^, I mean :( , We have gotten another round of sickness in the family. Ha! You Cs thought you could get sick without us! Muhahahahahahaha! Anyway, we are on the getting better half of it. Oh, I forgot, My Mom got 1st place in handling concessions! Yay!

A spy has infiltrated out church, He has been studying Chinese for the last three years, My cat ninjas have been doing survalence and have found out he takes many trips to the mainland, his cover is an exchange student studying the faerie language French. The link between the spy, Dude and the Turkey-CHICKen is still being investigated. :P

I took a placement test for a college today, I got college level reading and writing(Trust me, creative writing had nothing to do with this) but not college level math, Probably because I haven't taken Algebra II yet. Anyway, I must eat supper now! Good night Everyone!

Yay!

I have alot to cover and not much time to do it, But it is now time for the spider can-can!

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Happy Birthday Ethan! Party!, We had Chicken Scallopini for Supper yesterday, it was fablous!(That's right Isaac, FABLOUS!) Chicken Scallopini is Angel hair pasta in a light lemon-butter sauce with procuttio, capers, articoke hearts, and of course, Chicken that you POUND mercilessly with a meat tenderizer and then fry in scalding oil! *yawn* moving on........


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My Mom, Dad, and Lilly just tested for their Black Belts and passed! Horray! Yay! Happy Day! Random exclamations of extreme joyfullness! More Can-cans!
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More! More! More! Muhahahahaha!
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Such joyous occasions! Anyway, This past week I have applied for a couple jobs at certain stores, I hope I get a job, But then, having free time this summer isn't that bad :P
Anyway Good night everyone!

Happy Birthday to me! ^_^

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeeeee! Happy birthday to me! ^_^ Well, I'm a day late, But that doesn't matter. I am now an old six-teen year old. I'm so old I got a cane for my birthday. I'm serious, I actually got a cane. But I will learn some cane fighting soon, so it is actually a dangerous weapon ^_^ Now I can teach my cat ninjas cane fighting! So stay away from cats that are carrying canes.

You may have noticed that a certain boy named Isaac posted the other day, I can assure you, this is not normal. Your regularly scheduled reading will no longer be interrupted by other people's posts. I'll make sure of that. And here is something for a certain Chicken I know. The spider can-can!

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The spiders say it is time for a movie recommendation! The movie "Hoodwinked" is up for recommendation. It is a very good(banned word) red riding hood story. It has a very funny goat that sings and sings and sings and, you get the picture, You all WILL rent it. Good night everyone! and Obey the Cheese!

Busy

I have been very busy (as you can tell) . Every morning I have to....... Read my Bible, Do my royal court, Feed and take out Wing Chun, Eat, and do school

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I have headgear now it is VERY uncomfortable I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL EVERY NIGHT IT TAKES ME ALMOST AN HOUR JUST TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tomorrow is Ricardos Birthday! Happy early birthday Rexford!!!

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Well good by I have to be so called "murdered" by Lykachy
Xie xie di tian!!!

Good Evening!

Good Evening everyone! I'm very hard-pressed on a topic to blog about, But I really want to blog. So I will try really hard to blog like a normal person. My birthday is in three days! yay! I always try to make sure I don't get really excited over things, But I'm REALLY excited! I LOVE BIRTHDAYS! The one day when everyone will be forced to be nice to my cat! Muhahahaha! Nothing you cat haters can do about it! :P Anyway, I must blog like a normal person ^_^. Soooooooo, What abou1t6 *slap* My annoying brother Ethan keeps on pressing the numbers 1 and 61 *slap**slap**slap**slap* I'm being bombarded by pencil throwing weirdos! That should teach them. H16a!, I mean HA! *slap**slap**slap*, Now they are poking me with tweezers! the fools! My cat ninjas will be upon them faster than you can say Fortune cookie. The past couple weeks I have decided to always have a deck of cards with me, Why? It not just because playing cards i1s6 fun, They also make great weapons! Like throwing them at annoying brothers!

I have forgotten what I was going to talk about. Well, It turns out I might not take the S.A.T. after all, I just need a C.A.T. ^_^ test (California Achievment Test) Cat test. ^_^ hehe. I know I do well on the Cat tests (and the C.A.T.) so I'm not as nervous. Another interesting thing happened the other day, I finally found my scientific calculator! (after I'm almost done with geometery, chemistry, and don't have to do the S.A.T.s)
Anyway, that's what happens to you when you are a homeschooler. (BTW It was my Dad's fault my calculator was missing) Anyway, Time for bed! Good Night Reno!