Yesterday was Danielle's ninth birthday! She went to camp snoopy with lilly and a friend. While they did that, I did my favorite thing to do in the whole world, Shopping!!!!!!!!!!! O.K. Maybe it was kinda boring, But window shopping in America's symbol of imperislistic capitilism is pretty cool, or largest mall, whatever you want to call it. We finally made all the cookies on Christmas eve, all the delicious sugar cookies! They are all so sweet and tasty! Delicious sugar that fules all us! the gold among all the metals of cooking! we salute you Sugar! What happened to my poultry fan club? I was loved by all the chickens!Now they are gone. Oh well. *disco ball floats in the air*
*I will survive starts to play* I will post forever! hahahahahahahahahha. The end
Oh and Cheeseball. If you don't know, don't ask. oh, and new york;)
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Merry Christmas!
Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!
My Mom just had her birthday! Happy Birthday! Isaac put up a sign for her sixteenth birthday, hehehehe. I've gone "ice skating" a couple times , I've finally started to actually skate! yay!
We open presents in four more days! All the lovely presents! I will open them all! them all! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It's been so great not having creative writing! No papers to write! Soon it will be win.......... caution! *You are now entering PC is destroyed mode* Christmas Break! We will bake sugar cookies! Sugar cookies! And more sugar cookies! I will eat all the cookies! all the Cookies! *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant*
See how I fil my blogs with sublimial messages! Rexford likes sugar cookies! Sugar cookies are good! You will give him sugar cookies!
I saw the chronicals of Narnia! It was great! It didn't stray too far from the book, and had believeable fight scenes without lots of blood and gore! See all the exclaimation points! I'm overly excited for no reason! I nneeed coffeeee! I have to go to bed soon! good night everyone!
My Mom just had her birthday! Happy Birthday! Isaac put up a sign for her sixteenth birthday, hehehehe. I've gone "ice skating" a couple times , I've finally started to actually skate! yay!
We open presents in four more days! All the lovely presents! I will open them all! them all! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It's been so great not having creative writing! No papers to write! Soon it will be win.......... caution! *You are now entering PC is destroyed mode* Christmas Break! We will bake sugar cookies! Sugar cookies! And more sugar cookies! I will eat all the cookies! all the Cookies! *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant* *rant*
See how I fil my blogs with sublimial messages! Rexford likes sugar cookies! Sugar cookies are good! You will give him sugar cookies!
I saw the chronicals of Narnia! It was great! It didn't stray too far from the book, and had believeable fight scenes without lots of blood and gore! See all the exclaimation points! I'm overly excited for no reason! I nneeed coffeeee! I have to go to bed soon! good night everyone!
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Myth becomes legend
Legend becomes history blah blah blah. You all are in for treat today folks^_^
You get a history lesson today XD BTW I get CHICKEN stir-fry tomorrow^_^ First I slice all the fat off the CHICKEN and slice it into strips, then my mom stir-fries it with vegetables and an Asian sauce. Delicious ^_^ Did I mention my favorite food is CHICKEN scollopini, First we wrap the chicken in plastic wrap then we pound it mercilessly with a meat tenderizer*maniacal laughter* Then we add all the other ingredients.
I just spent two hours building a snow fort. It is approximately five feet high and will soon expand to 2/3 the width of my backyard, It will be very long! ^_^ Speech and creative writing (the class from which the previous story had came and bored you all^_^) are at Christmas break! (Sorry but Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!) Heheheheheh^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Wow! I have many faces!^_^_^
I'm off the topic now. There are no more silly things to say or write for weeks! (why do I even blog?) Anyway kids, It time for a history lesson!
Once upon a time in a not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
A mysterious man came to the not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
dressed in a black coat speaking words of wisdom. He especially appeared at one girl's house screaming words of wisdom. All the townspeople wondered about his identity. One day a wood nymph held a friend of the mysterious man hostage. The friend spilled everything! About his identity! about how terrible his cranberry sauce was, about how the nasty spill on the living room carpet! The wood nymph headed toward the village to reveal the identity of the mysterious man
The wood nymph first baked a fortune cookie that contained the identity of the man and then set a plan to drop it off at a Chinese restaurant for someone to find, therefore keeping her identity a secret. She forgot the friend! He had returned to the mysterious man, who then decided to track the wood nymph and turn her into a turkey! I could bore you with the details but the mysterious man turned the nymph into a turkey.The Turkey still lives to this day trying to get someone to open her fortune cookie, But she must always dress like a chicken during the feast of thanksgiving for fear of being eaten!
Thank you and good night!
You get a history lesson today XD BTW I get CHICKEN stir-fry tomorrow^_^ First I slice all the fat off the CHICKEN and slice it into strips, then my mom stir-fries it with vegetables and an Asian sauce. Delicious ^_^ Did I mention my favorite food is CHICKEN scollopini, First we wrap the chicken in plastic wrap then we pound it mercilessly with a meat tenderizer*maniacal laughter* Then we add all the other ingredients.
I just spent two hours building a snow fort. It is approximately five feet high and will soon expand to 2/3 the width of my backyard, It will be very long! ^_^ Speech and creative writing (the class from which the previous story had came and bored you all^_^) are at Christmas break! (Sorry but Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!) Heheheheheh^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Wow! I have many faces!^_^_^
I'm off the topic now. There are no more silly things to say or write for weeks! (why do I even blog?) Anyway kids, It time for a history lesson!
Once upon a time in a not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
A mysterious man came to the not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
dressed in a black coat speaking words of wisdom. He especially appeared at one girl's house screaming words of wisdom. All the townspeople wondered about his identity. One day a wood nymph held a friend of the mysterious man hostage. The friend spilled everything! About his identity! about how terrible his cranberry sauce was, about how the nasty spill on the living room carpet! The wood nymph headed toward the village to reveal the identity of the mysterious man
The wood nymph first baked a fortune cookie that contained the identity of the man and then set a plan to drop it off at a Chinese restaurant for someone to find, therefore keeping her identity a secret. She forgot the friend! He had returned to the mysterious man, who then decided to track the wood nymph and turn her into a turkey! I could bore you with the details but the mysterious man turned the nymph into a turkey.The Turkey still lives to this day trying to get someone to open her fortune cookie, But she must always dress like a chicken during the feast of thanksgiving for fear of being eaten!
Thank you and good night!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Rejected!
Here is paper for my creative writing class that was rejected my my editors! Rejected!
sorry, it never made it past the rough draft stage so all the markings are still on it.
Who Are the Regulars?
1775, Lexington Mississippi, I had just finished my secret supper of smelly fish
when I realized that my pets John, Sarah, and their two sons would feed me my regular diet kitty food
#6 in five minutes. Five minutes to eat! I thought I would die if I had to wait five more seconds!
#3 Of course you want to hear about my owners don't you. Secretly I would only talk about myself
Harley the most magnificent, majestic, mouse-phobic cat you'll ever lay eyes on,
but the dogs have a fish bone at my back and will drive it in if I speak about myself. My owners are
VERY opinionated farmers. They think that King George, who exports excellent fish, ADJ W/W
has absolutely no right to tax them. Personally I don't care as long as he doesn't tax the fish.
But you know the proverb don't chomp the hand that pets and feeds you disgusting diet food. Verb
They think that they have the right to fight and defend themselves, And to think they even brought up the
#2 atrocious idea of declawing me. UGHH! Concerning their firepower, I've noticed them smuggling
ammo and guns into a secret location, No! Not in Nevada you stupid dog, in Concord. I hope they smuggle
some of that cod they received yesterday.
A couple days later Kowalski the Penguin, who is the only bird I can stand being around, informed W/W
me that the British were planning to seize the ammo and guns at the secret location at Concord
I mean "Area 52". Kowalski sent his extremely Mafia like bands of penguin spies. -LY ADJ
#6 #3 Haven't you ever seen Madagascar? Suddenly, one night I heard a knock knock on my
Pet's door. A large man called Paul Revere was yelling "The Regulars are com...". The Regulars are Verb
com!?!?!?!?!?!?! what does com mean? It sounds like one of those words my English teacher told me NEVER
to say! And what are Regulars? Are they like fish? Or had the plague struck again with those horrid mice?
I knew I had to do something, it had to be drastic, I decided to make Kowalski send out a secret squadron of
#2 super penguins. During my genius daydreaming I was rudely awakened by One of Kowalski sticky notes
that flew onto my face, it read "At Antarctica for rest of life" I threw it away in disgust ,when suddenly, my
trash can burst into flames. Another note flew down and hit my tail, it read" You didn't see anything".
I saw John grab his coat and run to "Area 52". Being that John was the only person who liked or
remembered to feed me, and because my penguin squads were out of town permanently. I decide that I would
have to take care of the "Regulars", who ever they were, by myself.
After A long practice session of kitty fu and donning a uncomfortably tight ninja suit. Verb , ly, ADJ
I armed myself with a pop gun and gobbled up a quick catch of cod. Then I decided to take a VERY LONG
walk to Area 52. I used all the secret pathways and quickly passed the Regulars, who ever they are. W/W
#3 Fortunately I soon found "Area 52" and nestled myself on a fence, placed my pop gun in comfortable
position, and waited for the "Regulars" and I think you know we don't know who they are.
#2 During the terrible wait I spied a juicy piece of trout, that the butcher had dropped, lying on the ground.
Dramatically the "Regulars" Marched into the town then they stopped in front of our camp.
The leader started blathering on how we must obey England and what-not, when with his final
yell he stamped his foot on the trout I had been eyeing! Disgusted and forgetting I had a play gun
#6 I shot at the Leader. Complete Horror happened next! Eight of my friends pets were dead. I
screeched and hissed as loud as I could to get everyone's pets to attack the soldiers. I mean, it was
fish on the line here. It worked! Even more Minute men came to the rescue and drove those fish stomping
"Regulars" Back to England! I guess we know who the "Regulars" are now, Evil Fish haters!
Hope you enjoyed it! ^_^, not :) ^_^ is so much better ^_^!
sorry, it never made it past the rough draft stage so all the markings are still on it.
Who Are the Regulars?
1775, Lexington Mississippi, I had just finished my secret supper of smelly fish
when I realized that my pets John, Sarah, and their two sons would feed me my regular diet kitty food
#6 in five minutes. Five minutes to eat! I thought I would die if I had to wait five more seconds!
#3 Of course you want to hear about my owners don't you. Secretly I would only talk about myself
Harley the most magnificent, majestic, mouse-phobic cat you'll ever lay eyes on,
but the dogs have a fish bone at my back and will drive it in if I speak about myself. My owners are
VERY opinionated farmers. They think that King George, who exports excellent fish, ADJ W/W
has absolutely no right to tax them. Personally I don't care as long as he doesn't tax the fish.
But you know the proverb don't chomp the hand that pets and feeds you disgusting diet food. Verb
They think that they have the right to fight and defend themselves, And to think they even brought up the
#2 atrocious idea of declawing me. UGHH! Concerning their firepower, I've noticed them smuggling
ammo and guns into a secret location, No! Not in Nevada you stupid dog, in Concord. I hope they smuggle
some of that cod they received yesterday.
A couple days later Kowalski the Penguin, who is the only bird I can stand being around, informed W/W
me that the British were planning to seize the ammo and guns at the secret location at Concord
I mean "Area 52". Kowalski sent his extremely Mafia like bands of penguin spies. -LY ADJ
#6 #3 Haven't you ever seen Madagascar? Suddenly, one night I heard a knock knock on my
Pet's door. A large man called Paul Revere was yelling "The Regulars are com...". The Regulars are Verb
com!?!?!?!?!?!?! what does com mean? It sounds like one of those words my English teacher told me NEVER
to say! And what are Regulars? Are they like fish? Or had the plague struck again with those horrid mice?
I knew I had to do something, it had to be drastic, I decided to make Kowalski send out a secret squadron of
#2 super penguins. During my genius daydreaming I was rudely awakened by One of Kowalski sticky notes
that flew onto my face, it read "At Antarctica for rest of life" I threw it away in disgust ,when suddenly, my
trash can burst into flames. Another note flew down and hit my tail, it read" You didn't see anything".
I saw John grab his coat and run to "Area 52". Being that John was the only person who liked or
remembered to feed me, and because my penguin squads were out of town permanently. I decide that I would
have to take care of the "Regulars", who ever they were, by myself.
After A long practice session of kitty fu and donning a uncomfortably tight ninja suit. Verb , ly, ADJ
I armed myself with a pop gun and gobbled up a quick catch of cod. Then I decided to take a VERY LONG
walk to Area 52. I used all the secret pathways and quickly passed the Regulars, who ever they are. W/W
#3 Fortunately I soon found "Area 52" and nestled myself on a fence, placed my pop gun in comfortable
position, and waited for the "Regulars" and I think you know we don't know who they are.
#2 During the terrible wait I spied a juicy piece of trout, that the butcher had dropped, lying on the ground.
Dramatically the "Regulars" Marched into the town then they stopped in front of our camp.
The leader started blathering on how we must obey England and what-not, when with his final
yell he stamped his foot on the trout I had been eyeing! Disgusted and forgetting I had a play gun
#6 I shot at the Leader. Complete Horror happened next! Eight of my friends pets were dead. I
screeched and hissed as loud as I could to get everyone's pets to attack the soldiers. I mean, it was
fish on the line here. It worked! Even more Minute men came to the rescue and drove those fish stomping
"Regulars" Back to England! I guess we know who the "Regulars" are now, Evil Fish haters!
Hope you enjoyed it! ^_^, not :) ^_^ is so much better ^_^!
Monday, December 05, 2005
If easily offended do not read!
Everyday I say" I will blog today I say". Yet everyday goes by, and I never blog, why?
Who cares! I'm blogging now. I had a wonderful thanksgiving(With not so wonderful hours of driving) visiting grandparents and eating delicious meals. Unlike most people I NEVER stuff myself on Thanksgiving, It's not very healthy and gives me a chance to make people who do feel guilty. *muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* Forget Thanksgiving! It's Christmas! Only twenty more days till Christmas! And speaking of Christmas, Christmas Cookies! We haven't made much yet, But we will, I made about eight dozen orange drop cookies all by myself a couple days ago, No! Asking your Mother what to do every five minutes doesn't count as "help". We set up our artificial pre-lit tree this year:) My Grandmother gave us lots of presents to cover up the artificial bottom of the tree. At least I don't have to water the tree twice a day now:)
:) or ^_^ , Personally I think ":)" is over used so from now on I will use "^_^" Just because it might annoy some crazy person that might get offended at the word "Christmas". Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!, Ha! I laugh at your being offended at my use of the word Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Heeheehee! Even your sissy ACLU can't stop me now! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Good Night Everyone!
Who cares! I'm blogging now. I had a wonderful thanksgiving(With not so wonderful hours of driving) visiting grandparents and eating delicious meals. Unlike most people I NEVER stuff myself on Thanksgiving, It's not very healthy and gives me a chance to make people who do feel guilty. *muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* Forget Thanksgiving! It's Christmas! Only twenty more days till Christmas! And speaking of Christmas, Christmas Cookies! We haven't made much yet, But we will, I made about eight dozen orange drop cookies all by myself a couple days ago, No! Asking your Mother what to do every five minutes doesn't count as "help". We set up our artificial pre-lit tree this year:) My Grandmother gave us lots of presents to cover up the artificial bottom of the tree. At least I don't have to water the tree twice a day now:)
:) or ^_^ , Personally I think ":)" is over used so from now on I will use "^_^" Just because it might annoy some crazy person that might get offended at the word "Christmas". Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!, Ha! I laugh at your being offended at my use of the word Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Heeheehee! Even your sissy ACLU can't stop me now! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Good Night Everyone!
Friday, December 02, 2005
Christmas Quiz
Here is a Christmas Quiz for you all.
Please post your answers as a comment.
1. The Christmas tree was once known as?
a. Life tree b. Holly tree
c. Christ tree d. Party tree
2. Who was the first person to decorate trees with candles,
to show his children what stars looked like a night?
a. Martin Luther b. Galileo Galilei
c. Napoleon Bonaparte d. George Bush
3. Evergreens are traditionally the symbol of?
a. Winter b. Mints
c. Eternal Life d. Plankton
4. In the word Xmas the X stands for?
a. The Cross b. Never
c. The Roman Numeral 10 d. The Greek letter Chi
5. The early Colonists considered Christmas to be?
a. A Christian Holiday b. A waste of money
c. A pagan ritual d. A Feast Day
6. What department store was responsible for creating Rudolph?
a. Walmart b. Montgomery Ward
c. Toys R Us d. Hallmark
7. The American tradition of poinsettia at Christmas time was started by?
a. Dr. Joel Poinsett, the first US ambassador to Mexico
b. The Grinch, the first person to try and steal Christmas
c. Mary Pointsettia, the first woman to plant the flower in America
d. Professor John Poppy, the man who discovered the flower
8. The first instrument used to play Silent Night was?
a. piano b. bag pipes
c. flute d. guitar
9. The U.S. Congress declared Christmas a Federal Holiday when?
a. 1870 b. 1910
c. 1776 d. 1935
10. Which of these songs was not originally a Christmas carol?
a. Joy to the World b. Jingle Bells
c. Grandma got run over by a reindeer d. Go Tell it on the Mountain
Please post your answers as a comment.
1. The Christmas tree was once known as?
a. Life tree b. Holly tree
c. Christ tree d. Party tree
2. Who was the first person to decorate trees with candles,
to show his children what stars looked like a night?
a. Martin Luther b. Galileo Galilei
c. Napoleon Bonaparte d. George Bush
3. Evergreens are traditionally the symbol of?
a. Winter b. Mints
c. Eternal Life d. Plankton
4. In the word Xmas the X stands for?
a. The Cross b. Never
c. The Roman Numeral 10 d. The Greek letter Chi
5. The early Colonists considered Christmas to be?
a. A Christian Holiday b. A waste of money
c. A pagan ritual d. A Feast Day
6. What department store was responsible for creating Rudolph?
a. Walmart b. Montgomery Ward
c. Toys R Us d. Hallmark
7. The American tradition of poinsettia at Christmas time was started by?
a. Dr. Joel Poinsett, the first US ambassador to Mexico
b. The Grinch, the first person to try and steal Christmas
c. Mary Pointsettia, the first woman to plant the flower in America
d. Professor John Poppy, the man who discovered the flower
8. The first instrument used to play Silent Night was?
a. piano b. bag pipes
c. flute d. guitar
9. The U.S. Congress declared Christmas a Federal Holiday when?
a. 1870 b. 1910
c. 1776 d. 1935
10. Which of these songs was not originally a Christmas carol?
a. Joy to the World b. Jingle Bells
c. Grandma got run over by a reindeer d. Go Tell it on the Mountain
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