Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day everyone!(Late! @_@) ^_^ I have very busy lately, so I'm glad it's a holiday! Wait, I'm still busy.*grumble* Anyway, We have gotten rid of our digital cable to basic whatever. Now the only thing I ever watch is the Price is Right, Judge Hattchet, and Divorce Court. (Divorce Court is the best! most entertaining anyway.) I guess that's more than one thing, Besides, Hello kitty on DVD is currently on anyway. Yes, the one with annoying theme song that gets stuck in your head and makes you want to break the DVD player. @_@

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*gasp* Why aren't the spiders dancing? Find out next blog when the mysterous villian who has stolen the dancing is unmasked. Yea! Large font, That means this is an very important blog, I guess I should make all my blogs in bold. :P

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That's right Lykachy! This part of the blog is just for you. ^_^
I just got back from TKD. I took two classes and am exhausted. Anyway last Saturday was testing. Kris tested for her red belt. Kristen and her sons all got their brown belts along with Lynee. and other people tested, but I forgot them.:P I haven't seen Ricky since the tournament. I wonder where he has been. Anyway, I spent all of first class teaching Mrs. Kris her new pattern. The second class we warmed up by doing a single side kick. then we switched and did a round kick with a back kick, then we *gasp* just switched and back kicked. then we went into pairs and worked on our double round kicks, then we did M&Ms and did the knee raises. *snore* this blog is so boring I'm putting myself to sleep.*forced laughter*

Over the next few blogs we will play a game. You all must solve who stole the spiders can-can, I will give you a list of profiles, every blog I will give out clues and you will comment on who you think the suspect is. The suspects are.

The Dude:
Age? Waist line? favorite quote? Nothing much is known about the Dude, Which makes him the prime suspect! See how it works. However, it is known the Dudes identity is sealed in a ledgendary fortune cookie, the dude's mission is to destroy the cookie once and for all.
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The wood nymph.
Gender:Female
Age and weight? (refuses to tell)
Likes: Pesto and spicy food.
Dislikes: Bland food.
This wood nymph was once a great mafia queen who studied the ancient art of ninjitsu. Once while practicing her ninja powers she overheard a plot to turn the entire world into monkeys. She then learned the persons identity, he is known as the Dude, but the dude spotted her and she ran far away. She sealed the dudes identity into a fortune cookie known as the fortune cookie of great fortune. She then shipped it to the nearest chinese resturant.
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Chick-en
Gender: Female
Age:Teen (in chicken years)
Likes:singing, eating cats.
Dislikes:Kentucky and all people who fry things. Thanksgiving.
This is a "Chicken" who dresses as a turkey. She had an ordinary life until one day her owner crashed a semi filled with fortune cookies. He gave her the only cookie that wasn't harmed from the crash. She now carries it with her where ever she goes to remember her owner who moved to Florida to retire. She refuses to ever open the cookie.
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Rexford
Age 114.
Weight (who wants to know?)
Likes: the face ^_^, cats, Chick-en Scallopini.
Dislikes: delivering yellow books and dogs who lick you.
Rexford is a fablous person who is not egotisitcal in anyway shape or form. He commands a amazing army of cat ninjas who are always searching for the idenity of Dude.
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Ethan and Isaac.... Wait. as if they could do anything to the spiders dance.
*cough*boring*cough*
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Rooster
Gender: Female. how a rooster is a female escapes me.
Age, Around that of Chick-en
Likes: Playing spoons with chick-en. Cooking(no chicken)
Dislikes:Long papers she has to write.
Loves:naps
Rooster is only seen with Chicken. wether or not she plans on stealing the cookie is unknown. The wood nymph knows that she knows the idenity of the DUDE, but Rooster doesn't know she knows. She also has the chocolate cookie of misfortune. But we think she ate it.
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Weird Chinese Spy.
Age:Teenager. *so he claims to be*
Height: two feet
Weight.*he claims to be 400 pounds, we don't believe it.
He is a chinese spy who is weird. he is seen at PRBC and claims to speak Chinese fluently. We wonder.
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Evil Black Belt.
Gender Female
Age?
Likes:boys from France?
Dislikes: Good red belts. :P
She is a Black belt who is evil. Thats it. We wonder if she is really is evil.
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Mrs C.
She is Mr. C's wife. she is said to have amazing links to the Dude.
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Professer Parrot.
Age:59
Weight:59 3/4 pounds
Waist line:59 cm
Likes: the number 59, Being negative. Japanese music. Yeah!
Dislikes:Rap music, Over rated things. and barbarians.
Professer Parrot is a parrot who is a professor. He likes The king. The king is awesome. The king has Skills. We talk like the king because we are the king. PP
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Korean spy
Age:2 years old.
Weight: uh........, we don't know 50,000,000 lb perhaps.
Likes: Dog slobber. expensive food. Rexford's dove chocolate. Kung fu movies.
Dislikes: Cute French guys. Cuter French guys. and Hot French Fries.
This is a spy whoi stinks at his job, everyone knows who he is. It is the perfect cover. He also thinks he can cook Cat ninjas, we think he is stupid.

That's everyone. I come with more details later. Good Night. Muhahahaha! ^_^

Results

Good Afternoon everyone! Last Saturday My Family entered the governors Cup(TKD tournament) Ethan won 3rd in sparring, Isaac won 2nd in sparring even though he was the youngest in his division, Lilly got 1st in sparring and 2nd in forms, and I got 4th in sparring and 3rd in forms, Yay! I was beaten by Black belts , so I don't feel bad about losing, You learn more from losses then wins. O.K. Too much optismism....... I must balance it out with a negative spider can-can.

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Ahhhhh. Much better ^_^, I mean :( , We have gotten another round of sickness in the family. Ha! You Cs thought you could get sick without us! Muhahahahahahaha! Anyway, we are on the getting better half of it. Oh, I forgot, My Mom got 1st place in handling concessions! Yay!

A spy has infiltrated out church, He has been studying Chinese for the last three years, My cat ninjas have been doing survalence and have found out he takes many trips to the mainland, his cover is an exchange student studying the faerie language French. The link between the spy, Dude and the Turkey-CHICKen is still being investigated. :P

I took a placement test for a college today, I got college level reading and writing(Trust me, creative writing had nothing to do with this) but not college level math, Probably because I haven't taken Algebra II yet. Anyway, I must eat supper now! Good night Everyone!

Yay!

I have alot to cover and not much time to do it, But it is now time for the spider can-can!

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Happy Birthday Ethan! Party!, We had Chicken Scallopini for Supper yesterday, it was fablous!(That's right Isaac, FABLOUS!) Chicken Scallopini is Angel hair pasta in a light lemon-butter sauce with procuttio, capers, articoke hearts, and of course, Chicken that you POUND mercilessly with a meat tenderizer and then fry in scalding oil! *yawn* moving on........


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My Mom, Dad, and Lilly just tested for their Black Belts and passed! Horray! Yay! Happy Day! Random exclamations of extreme joyfullness! More Can-cans!
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More! More! More! Muhahahahaha!
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Such joyous occasions! Anyway, This past week I have applied for a couple jobs at certain stores, I hope I get a job, But then, having free time this summer isn't that bad :P
Anyway Good night everyone!

Happy Birthday to me! ^_^

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeeeee! Happy birthday to me! ^_^ Well, I'm a day late, But that doesn't matter. I am now an old six-teen year old. I'm so old I got a cane for my birthday. I'm serious, I actually got a cane. But I will learn some cane fighting soon, so it is actually a dangerous weapon ^_^ Now I can teach my cat ninjas cane fighting! So stay away from cats that are carrying canes.

You may have noticed that a certain boy named Isaac posted the other day, I can assure you, this is not normal. Your regularly scheduled reading will no longer be interrupted by other people's posts. I'll make sure of that. And here is something for a certain Chicken I know. The spider can-can!

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The spiders say it is time for a movie recommendation! The movie "Hoodwinked" is up for recommendation. It is a very good(banned word) red riding hood story. It has a very funny goat that sings and sings and sings and, you get the picture, You all WILL rent it. Good night everyone! and Obey the Cheese!

Busy

I have been very busy (as you can tell) . Every morning I have to....... Read my Bible, Do my royal court, Feed and take out Wing Chun, Eat, and do school

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I have headgear now it is VERY uncomfortable I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL EVERY NIGHT IT TAKES ME ALMOST AN HOUR JUST TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tomorrow is Ricardos Birthday! Happy early birthday Rexford!!!

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Well good by I have to be so called "murdered" by Lykachy
Xie xie di tian!!!

Good Evening!

Good Evening everyone! I'm very hard-pressed on a topic to blog about, But I really want to blog. So I will try really hard to blog like a normal person. My birthday is in three days! yay! I always try to make sure I don't get really excited over things, But I'm REALLY excited! I LOVE BIRTHDAYS! The one day when everyone will be forced to be nice to my cat! Muhahahaha! Nothing you cat haters can do about it! :P Anyway, I must blog like a normal person ^_^. Soooooooo, What abou1t6 *slap* My annoying brother Ethan keeps on pressing the numbers 1 and 61 *slap**slap**slap**slap* I'm being bombarded by pencil throwing weirdos! That should teach them. H16a!, I mean HA! *slap**slap**slap*, Now they are poking me with tweezers! the fools! My cat ninjas will be upon them faster than you can say Fortune cookie. The past couple weeks I have decided to always have a deck of cards with me, Why? It not just because playing cards i1s6 fun, They also make great weapons! Like throwing them at annoying brothers!

I have forgotten what I was going to talk about. Well, It turns out I might not take the S.A.T. after all, I just need a C.A.T. ^_^ test (California Achievment Test) Cat test. ^_^ hehe. I know I do well on the Cat tests (and the C.A.T.) so I'm not as nervous. Another interesting thing happened the other day, I finally found my scientific calculator! (after I'm almost done with geometery, chemistry, and don't have to do the S.A.T.s)
Anyway, that's what happens to you when you are a homeschooler. (BTW It was my Dad's fault my calculator was missing) Anyway, Time for bed! Good Night Reno!

On this joyous occasion!

Can anyone guess what today is? The end of all creative writing! No more sentence openers, dress-ups, decoration, or anything of the like! Party! Party! Happy Happy day! I'm so happy that it is time for the spider can-can!




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Party time! Anyway, time for more serious matters ^_^. Last week I took a trip to Madison Wisconsin! Actually it wasn't that exciting, but the reason I went was because some of my family entered into a Tae Kwon Do tournament! yay! So my Dad got 1st in sparring 3rd in forms, Lilly got 1st in sparring 3rd in forms, and Isaac got 3rd in sparring and 4th in forms. Yay! Baby universe from "We love Katamari" (one of the best video games in existence) is playing to celebrate the end of writing! Anyway, Lilly and my Mom and Dad are all testing for their black belts at the end of may. I MIGHT test in October for mine, Maybe..... with a capital M! Anyway, In Wisconsin, they like cheese, no, they YYY with capital HEARTS.
Every exit you will see a large sign that says "Cheese" and under it will say food. See I thought cheese was a food, not a national symbol. They have cheesehauses (actual spelling)[must be Scandinavian]. They also have separate recycling containers for green glass, white glass, yellow glass, tin, aluminum, cans, plastic and much more. Interesting.........

Anyway my 16th Birthday is in 8 days! yay! This is supposedly the year I turn evil. Like when I turned 15, or 13. :P now I will write a little(cliche, wordy and boring) story to celebrate no more writing ^_^

Once upon a time, there was a bad rabbit ; a good rabbit, and A LOT of carrots, these were crunchy carroty celebrity chowdery cowering cassidy carrots, they were preety.... on day a turkey carrying a large fortune cookie ate all the carrots! ^_^ The End!
Good night Minneapolis! and have a merry Christmas!

Good Afternoon!

Good Afternoon everyone! The sun is shining and it is cold outside! Well it isn't cold, but if you lived in Florida it would be cold. If you haven't noticed, I kinda have had a countdown for a certain class to be over. One! One! One! ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! more creative writing class! The last class should be fun, But it will be nice for this class to get over as it will free up about 2-4 hours per week of my free time, which shrinks more and more the older I get. I wish I could just freeze my self at fifteen more years.

You may have noticed that my last post was boring and uncolorful. well, it was. and you all will have to live with it. Anyway kids, It time for everyone's favorite part of the blog. The new Features!

^_^ New Features!!!!!!! ^_^

The new feature of todays blog is................. A new link! woohhh! yay! A new link will be on the fabulous Guyz with skillz sidebar! Say it Right Wing. The only place to get the newest and hottest right wing apparel! If it's not right it's wrong!

Time for the Spider can-can dance!

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The spiders say it is P.C. Time! So let's all think Politically Correct Thoughts but not tell anybody what they are because we might offend somebody. Wait.... I just told you to think politically correct thoughts. who am I to tell you to do anything. But if I can't tell you how to think. How will we become a perfect feminized anti-semetic world? I'll call all of you crazy freedom lovers Intolerant and scream and cry until you give in to me because I'm a whiny five year old who can't make a arguement.

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How sad. The spiders have stopped dancing. :( Anyway, forget what I said about the sun shining. It's raining right now. :) It was perfect weather for running today! Running is good for your Cardio-Vascular system. Thought everyone's life could be brightened by that fact. Time for todays random fortune/advice/boring statement/ ect.

Beware of Chickens that go to North Carolina for waffles. (^)_(^) Hey look, My happy face is wearing glasses. :P

Good night San Diego!

P.S. The sun just came out. :P

My fat cat......

I lost my cat last Friday :(, My typical morning with my cat is, I get up at 7:00 and my cat jumps out of my bed and starts meowing incessantly until I trudge over to his food bowl and pour the worlds smelliest food, (second only to fish food) into his bowl. You see, he lives for his food. Every twelve hours at 7:00 A.m and P.M. Harley gets fed, his food is his favorite thing in the world. Well that morning, he wasn't in my bed, weird, I called "Time fore breakfast Harley!"
That could summon him from France. He didn't come. My mom noticed that part of the screen in our living room window was open. So Isaac took Winnie(our dog) to see if she could find Harley. She found him under a piece of cardboard right next to our house. Harley was very happy to be home:) he especially loved his late breakfast. Another round of sickness is attcking my family. I was the only person who didn't get sick last time. It now has hit my mom, Lilly, Geneva, and now Isaac. I hope I don't get sick now..... Only two more un creative writing classes left! My birthday is in two 1/2 weeks. yay! I have to make a birthday list though.... I'm terrible at those. Anyway, Good night Omaha!

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With great resolve I have resolved to post a serious Blog today. As if that would ever happen! Anyway, My birthday will be early next month, However, unless I learn to merge and stay in my lane when I look at my blind spot, and most importantly, not cut in front of people. I will not be acquiring my license. But then it's not too disappointing, I have lots to do. I will be taking my S.A.T. soon, And will get a job soon. This probably is the reason I'm so stressed out. Now that my mushy serious blathering is over. Time for the spider can-can dance!



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i This special sign means it time for my favorite time of day, Big Font Time! Anyway, I'm very tired, I went to three Tae Kwon Do classes today, an hour each. If you want to be tired and exhausted, join Tae Kwon Do.

I hope you all enjoyed my special farewell concert to my dead fish, We had an amazing turnout of five people! Only three more Creative writing classes left! ^_^

yay! Feel the Disco!

Good Night Madison!

Very Belated B-day! (and blog)

Happy Birthday Isaac!

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We interrupt this very important blog and your life for this important announcement!Obey the Cheese!

Today we mourn the death of our fish, We have lost the underwater life exhibit at the Threebrothers zoo. Large font time! ^_^ ,We now will hold a short memorial concert for the dead fish. Let's see, Burning heart is playing by Survivor right now,(The "Rocky four" Theme song) Now imagine dolphin's leaping in the air while fish wave their fins in the air) la la la la la........... Isaac says "Mommmmmm! Rexford being weird!" I'm not being weird Isaac, I'm traumatized from the idea of Hillary-Care. Only four more UN-creative writing classes left. ^_^ yay! Prepare for the Spider Can-can dance!

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Do dah, do dah! Dance with the spiders! But wait we need webs. Now where could they be? @ Tools # Weird picture of freaky guy

Sunglasses!$

Trophy, For best blog of course! ^_^%

Speech bubbles@_@^

Yay!" It's the web of life! the one and only web of life! (Here I am [just when I thought I was over you]) by air supply just got over for the little fishies. Now we just need "I will Survive". Anyway, I'm off to fight the forces of pig-headedness, evil, and disorganization! Goood night Seattle!

The last couple weeks.

Sorry, The past couple weeks have been very hectic. But I'm blogging now! I must satisfy my audience of like four people! So the first course of your delicious dinner is an article I wrote for the "Flash" *sparkle, sparkle*.

My family and I took a trip to visit my Grandparents in South Dakota last Monday. Twenty minutes after we arrived, my Grandmother asked my Mom to call the governor of South Dakota to ask him to sign an Anti-Abortion law. His secretary told my Mom that he had just signed the law. Needless to say, we were all very excited. It took a couple hours for Fox-news to report it though. You’d think that the media would have found out about the law being passed sooner, but they were probably all too busy focusing on the strange revealing dresses worn by all the actresses at the OscarÂ’s. Anyway, enough about the people who are proud to be out-of-touch with us, they get enough attention; See, I have devoted around two sentences about them. Moving On.


So the official, well my official statement, is: On Monday, March 6 2006, the governor of South Dakota signed and passed a law that bans all Abortions in the state of South Dakota. The law even bans abortion of pregnancies caused by incest or rape. It punishes doctors who perform abortions with a fine of $5000 and five years in prison. However it does not punish doctors who accidentally kill or injure a baby while trying to save the Mother. The law also states that the Doctor should take reasonable efforts to preserve the lives of both the mother and child. The law stands in the face of Roe vs. Wade, the nationwide law that gives a constitutional right to abortions. The law will probably go from court to court till it reaches the Supreme Court. It is uncertain if the new justices will uphold this new law or strike it down. They may not even take this case up, but there are nine other states with similar laws in the making, they are bound to pick up at least one of them. This may be the beginning of the every state making its own abortion laws, which might reshape the population in most states. Will Roe vs. Wade be overturned? Only time will tell.

Well, if you haven't fallen asleep yet, I should give you a cookie, fortune cookie with fortune that says "cat ninjas are watching you!" oh wait, I already have!, at least to one person, Another person won a fabulous chocolate cookie from Panera ^_^ Anyway, last week I took a vacation to South Dakota, But I already told you that. Skanky dresses at the oscars! wait, everyone else is talking about that.

Well I just gave you your second course, your next course will be "The chore list" *sparkle , sparkle* For the past couple years, my family has had a list that assigns chores to certain people everyday, well, because my little sisters are growing up, they have to have the harder chores now. See I get hard chores taken away as soon as I don't mind doing them! Anyway, My youngest brother will have it easy for a few years now. I'll have to get a job this summer,unless I fail getting my driver license so I'll need less chores when that happens.

Fourth course! ^_^ I gave an impromptu speech for my Mom and Dad today. My Dad gave me a subject I know nothing about, "Women"Let's's see, they love chocolates, and Moms are the best. Needless to say, I failed miserably, I normally do pretty well on my speeches. I actually know a little more than the average teenage male on women, but I am still really bad. And also, my entire audience is made up out of girls, (At least the commenting ones *cough*) Oh yeah, and chickens! So I will now prepare a article on the importance of girls and chickens in society today. *dons professoror outfit* thez Chicken is very important because with out the chicken, there would be no eggs! and without eggs we could not have the question: what came first, the chicken or the egg? And girls are important, because they are the best at raising chickens! And boys, well they........... eat eggs, so we should elimate them so we can ask what came first the chicken or the egg? And without chickens, Cat ninjas (Patent Pending) would only have dogs to hunt, and dogs are much eaiser to hunt and they would be destroyed. so chickens are important!


Fifth course! ^_^ We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy.^_^ I just wrote my modern version of the Preamble. But I don't feel like sharing right now.


Sixth course! ^_^ I just watched the movie "Yours Mine and Ours". Because of this I now have a new catchphrase. Homes are for Good impressions not for free expression. It makes my house seem quiet and relaxed. ahhhhhhh, anyway the story of My beautiful lighthouse keeper will haunt my memory for eternity!

Anyway, time for dessert. Good night everybody! I'm off to fight the forces of dust dirt and disorganization! or just make Ethan do it.

The boring post

I discovered a comment on one of my posts that I had blogged a few months ago that equated the koran's command to destroy "unbelievers" with God using the Israelites to punish the cananites. Here is a page which rebutts that, needless to say, it isn't my work. http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/q_amalekites.htm
Anyway, nothing much is happening here at my house. It has been relatively quiet here, which is kinda of enjoyable. It is probably because we are all pooped from Tae Kwon Do practice. My brother Isaac is posting something on the other computer, and I need to get off because it is almost time for bed, Good night all! I apologize for no fancy fonts or anything.

Obey the Cheese!

I have no more speeches to write for the rest of the school year! Or so I think.
Yesterday I gave a speech on why you should take a martial art, and today I gave an "oral report" on Benedict Arnold. But no more speeches except for impromptu, which should be fun. We went back into time this morning and pulled out our old cuppachino maker. We went through a couple trials runs and we now have cappacinnos! They don't taste very good yet, but they will once I learn the art of cappachino making. Any way here is the web of lies the ;liberal spiders have weaven:



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......Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
George bush is stupid! Haliburton! The French are masters of foriegn policy! we must obey their cheese! Haliburton! And more Haliburton!


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Happy Valentines Day

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Isaac got his braces on today. He is in a lot of pain right now. I feel really sorry for him, so I won't pick on him in this blog. Good thing I still have Ethan to pick on. I was going to give a speech today, But it was postponed, ^_^ Yay for me! One more week to prepare. It turned out that I have no special poultry fan base :( Oh well. But I found my audience LOVES chinese food^_^.

Well last week you saw my amazing scrolling powers. and a couple months ago you saw my magical symbols. Well time to see Rexfords Amazing scrolling symbols!

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Why don't people like me?

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What's the difference between spiders and liberals?
Spiders weave webs of silk. Liberals weave webs of lies ^_^
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How did this ninja star get here?

I hope you enjoyed my beautiful scrolling symbols! ^_^

Have a wonderful valentines day and take your wives out for dinner and a movie with chocolates and flowers^_^ Hint, Hint!

Good Night New York!

You should have come to me!!!

Rexford what are you doing!!!!! Physiatrists don't know anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!(in Chinese accent) you should have come to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is right recipe
1 cup of penutbutter
2 tbs sasparilla root
1 old boot
1 tub of sour yogurt
1 marinated cat ninja

Mix together ingrednts and pour into old boot and cook for 3 hours eat 6 times a day

I swore I'd never go to the Psychiatrist!

I went to the Psychiatrist today. I have way too much stress in my life. She said to take a twenty minute run followed by a twenty minute nap and not to let fear of a sixty-two year old dancing cell phone dressed in a puma coat celebrity stop me! Well, I like running and taking naps, but I didn't get anything else. Needless to say, I'll never visit the Psychiatrist again! Anyway there is a exclusive shin-dig with exclusive undisclosed details. Although some rat released the menu! *storms off and grabs cat from shadow* You're fired! *Muhahahahahahahahaha* Anyway, back to exclusive undisclosed details about exclusive and undisclosed things! Anyway, My cat ninjas have gotten a exclusive and undisclosed lead on the identity and location of chick! We now know that Chick does not live in Scotland! It's all coming together now! Anyway did you know that..........................*snore*













*yawn* Where am I? Wow, That nap speech was sure convincing! *snore*......................................












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Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good Night Everybody!

A month later.......

It's been a month since my last blog! So, according to Guys with Skillz tradition, it's time for a long post! About a week before my last blog, just a couple days after Christmas, My grandparents came over, My Dad's parents first, then my Mom's parents. The day after my mom's parents came over, I became sick. I was constantly cold, weak, coughing, and could barely sleep. I was like that for about two weeks when my symptoms finally disappeared, All except the coughing. About right after I got better, Every other child became sick with what I had. It first started with a terrible surprise. Lilly woke my dad up at 5:30 A.M. telling him that "Her eyes were going black" My dad took her into the kitchen when she started groping for him saying I can't see. My dad hollered for my Mom who then called 911, While my dad took Lilly onto our sectional, A minute later Lilly regained consciousness so my mom told the person on the phone that they would just take her to the Emergency Room. Lilly then got almost every kind of scan I can think of, most notable of all the CAT scan. CAT! There is no dog scan!^_^; We now interrupt this blog for a important news bulletin Muhahahahahahaha! Now back to your regularly scheduled reading ^_^ It turned out that Lilly had just fainted. Well that was a rip-off! At least Lilly is safe. Now if you haven't heard this story told to you about a hundred times by Lily herself, you will. Just a warning. A week later she got re-checked and the doctor diagnosed her with pneumonia. It turned out, we all had that or a viral infection that would lead to it. I found out is very boring when EVERYONE else is sick. Yet some how the house got messy when all they did was lay around! Well,If you haven't heard that sickness story(Which all of you have)
Here is another one. Wait, all we've done is be sick and things. O.K. We got caught up in school and stuff so life is continuing as normal. Anyway, my cat ninjas(Who provided the necessary materials for Lilly's CAT scan) Have been on sick pay for the last month, so they will begin pinpointing Chick's location and intercepting the fourtune cookie that she decided to sell to a strange german woman named Nina. By the way, my family is now hooked on the show "24". Well we have really slowed down, but we still love it! Anyway, The Steel Chef Ms. Semrad is hosting a really big shindig at a undisclosed location with undisclosed details and every other thing that can be secretive and undisclosed. But just in case any stalkers decide to come, Security is being provided by my fabolous cat ninjas! who,of course, will be hidden. Anyway I'm tired, also I think I will hire someone to convince me to take a nap. -_- Good Afternoon everyone!

Thank you!!!

Xie xie (thank you in Chinese) for waiting so long for wo (me in Chinese) to blog. Wo (you know what that means)have been making frequent trips to China to learn how to cook marinated cat ninjas. As we all know Ricardo is sick which means his cat ninjas are gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and are now marinated in a light tomato sauce). Dog samuri's bark happily.

Happy new year!!! It is now my year!!!! Because it is the year of the dog (it was the monkey last year) and my Chinese zodiac is the dog!! Even though Wo am a chrstian and I do not belive in Chinese zodiac.

Talk about seeker-sensitive!

My mom and I visited a church today, We picked up a burrito for my dad. hehehehe. I have to do creative writing:( We decided to exercise manly dominion and go to my writing teachers house to pick up our homework, I wish we didn't do that so I wouldn't have to do my writing homework:( I think I have the strangest audience of all the blogs in the world. All of the blogs in the world, Mine is the only blog that members of the poultry family read. I like having such a unique audience, But I'll never be able to blog about the wonders of BBQ sauce or how pork is the other white meat. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to suffer. My sickness is almost over. I cough a lot less now, When I laugh maniacally, It's now a coughing laugh! I can finally laugh!*laughs a maniacally coughy laugh* Take that you fancy hen, I laugh at your henness, I will pluck all your feathers and smother you in BBQ sauce then put your cooked body on television for everyone to wish they could eat you! *laugh evilly*
Good night everyone!