The last couple weeks.

Sorry, The past couple weeks have been very hectic. But I'm blogging now! I must satisfy my audience of like four people! So the first course of your delicious dinner is an article I wrote for the "Flash" *sparkle, sparkle*.

My family and I took a trip to visit my Grandparents in South Dakota last Monday. Twenty minutes after we arrived, my Grandmother asked my Mom to call the governor of South Dakota to ask him to sign an Anti-Abortion law. His secretary told my Mom that he had just signed the law. Needless to say, we were all very excited. It took a couple hours for Fox-news to report it though. You’d think that the media would have found out about the law being passed sooner, but they were probably all too busy focusing on the strange revealing dresses worn by all the actresses at the OscarÂ’s. Anyway, enough about the people who are proud to be out-of-touch with us, they get enough attention; See, I have devoted around two sentences about them. Moving On.


So the official, well my official statement, is: On Monday, March 6 2006, the governor of South Dakota signed and passed a law that bans all Abortions in the state of South Dakota. The law even bans abortion of pregnancies caused by incest or rape. It punishes doctors who perform abortions with a fine of $5000 and five years in prison. However it does not punish doctors who accidentally kill or injure a baby while trying to save the Mother. The law also states that the Doctor should take reasonable efforts to preserve the lives of both the mother and child. The law stands in the face of Roe vs. Wade, the nationwide law that gives a constitutional right to abortions. The law will probably go from court to court till it reaches the Supreme Court. It is uncertain if the new justices will uphold this new law or strike it down. They may not even take this case up, but there are nine other states with similar laws in the making, they are bound to pick up at least one of them. This may be the beginning of the every state making its own abortion laws, which might reshape the population in most states. Will Roe vs. Wade be overturned? Only time will tell.

Well, if you haven't fallen asleep yet, I should give you a cookie, fortune cookie with fortune that says "cat ninjas are watching you!" oh wait, I already have!, at least to one person, Another person won a fabulous chocolate cookie from Panera ^_^ Anyway, last week I took a vacation to South Dakota, But I already told you that. Skanky dresses at the oscars! wait, everyone else is talking about that.

Well I just gave you your second course, your next course will be "The chore list" *sparkle , sparkle* For the past couple years, my family has had a list that assigns chores to certain people everyday, well, because my little sisters are growing up, they have to have the harder chores now. See I get hard chores taken away as soon as I don't mind doing them! Anyway, My youngest brother will have it easy for a few years now. I'll have to get a job this summer,unless I fail getting my driver license so I'll need less chores when that happens.

Fourth course! ^_^ I gave an impromptu speech for my Mom and Dad today. My Dad gave me a subject I know nothing about, "Women"Let's's see, they love chocolates, and Moms are the best. Needless to say, I failed miserably, I normally do pretty well on my speeches. I actually know a little more than the average teenage male on women, but I am still really bad. And also, my entire audience is made up out of girls, (At least the commenting ones *cough*) Oh yeah, and chickens! So I will now prepare a article on the importance of girls and chickens in society today. *dons professoror outfit* thez Chicken is very important because with out the chicken, there would be no eggs! and without eggs we could not have the question: what came first, the chicken or the egg? And girls are important, because they are the best at raising chickens! And boys, well they........... eat eggs, so we should elimate them so we can ask what came first the chicken or the egg? And without chickens, Cat ninjas (Patent Pending) would only have dogs to hunt, and dogs are much eaiser to hunt and they would be destroyed. so chickens are important!


Fifth course! ^_^ We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy.^_^ I just wrote my modern version of the Preamble. But I don't feel like sharing right now.


Sixth course! ^_^ I just watched the movie "Yours Mine and Ours". Because of this I now have a new catchphrase. Homes are for Good impressions not for free expression. It makes my house seem quiet and relaxed. ahhhhhhh, anyway the story of My beautiful lighthouse keeper will haunt my memory for eternity!

Anyway, time for dessert. Good night everybody! I'm off to fight the forces of dust dirt and disorganization! or just make Ethan do it.