Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day everyone!(Late! @_@) ^_^ I have very busy lately, so I'm glad it's a holiday! Wait, I'm still busy.*grumble* Anyway, We have gotten rid of our digital cable to basic whatever. Now the only thing I ever watch is the Price is Right, Judge Hattchet, and Divorce Court. (Divorce Court is the best! most entertaining anyway.) I guess that's more than one thing, Besides, Hello kitty on DVD is currently on anyway. Yes, the one with annoying theme song that gets stuck in your head and makes you want to break the DVD player. @_@

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*gasp* Why aren't the spiders dancing? Find out next blog when the mysterous villian who has stolen the dancing is unmasked. Yea! Large font, That means this is an very important blog, I guess I should make all my blogs in bold. :P

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That's right Lykachy! This part of the blog is just for you. ^_^
I just got back from TKD. I took two classes and am exhausted. Anyway last Saturday was testing. Kris tested for her red belt. Kristen and her sons all got their brown belts along with Lynee. and other people tested, but I forgot them.:P I haven't seen Ricky since the tournament. I wonder where he has been. Anyway, I spent all of first class teaching Mrs. Kris her new pattern. The second class we warmed up by doing a single side kick. then we switched and did a round kick with a back kick, then we *gasp* just switched and back kicked. then we went into pairs and worked on our double round kicks, then we did M&Ms and did the knee raises. *snore* this blog is so boring I'm putting myself to sleep.*forced laughter*

Over the next few blogs we will play a game. You all must solve who stole the spiders can-can, I will give you a list of profiles, every blog I will give out clues and you will comment on who you think the suspect is. The suspects are.

The Dude:
Age? Waist line? favorite quote? Nothing much is known about the Dude, Which makes him the prime suspect! See how it works. However, it is known the Dudes identity is sealed in a ledgendary fortune cookie, the dude's mission is to destroy the cookie once and for all.
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The wood nymph.
Gender:Female
Age and weight? (refuses to tell)
Likes: Pesto and spicy food.
Dislikes: Bland food.
This wood nymph was once a great mafia queen who studied the ancient art of ninjitsu. Once while practicing her ninja powers she overheard a plot to turn the entire world into monkeys. She then learned the persons identity, he is known as the Dude, but the dude spotted her and she ran far away. She sealed the dudes identity into a fortune cookie known as the fortune cookie of great fortune. She then shipped it to the nearest chinese resturant.
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Chick-en
Gender: Female
Age:Teen (in chicken years)
Likes:singing, eating cats.
Dislikes:Kentucky and all people who fry things. Thanksgiving.
This is a "Chicken" who dresses as a turkey. She had an ordinary life until one day her owner crashed a semi filled with fortune cookies. He gave her the only cookie that wasn't harmed from the crash. She now carries it with her where ever she goes to remember her owner who moved to Florida to retire. She refuses to ever open the cookie.
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Rexford
Age 114.
Weight (who wants to know?)
Likes: the face ^_^, cats, Chick-en Scallopini.
Dislikes: delivering yellow books and dogs who lick you.
Rexford is a fablous person who is not egotisitcal in anyway shape or form. He commands a amazing army of cat ninjas who are always searching for the idenity of Dude.
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Ethan and Isaac.... Wait. as if they could do anything to the spiders dance.
*cough*boring*cough*
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Rooster
Gender: Female. how a rooster is a female escapes me.
Age, Around that of Chick-en
Likes: Playing spoons with chick-en. Cooking(no chicken)
Dislikes:Long papers she has to write.
Loves:naps
Rooster is only seen with Chicken. wether or not she plans on stealing the cookie is unknown. The wood nymph knows that she knows the idenity of the DUDE, but Rooster doesn't know she knows. She also has the chocolate cookie of misfortune. But we think she ate it.
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Weird Chinese Spy.
Age:Teenager. *so he claims to be*
Height: two feet
Weight.*he claims to be 400 pounds, we don't believe it.
He is a chinese spy who is weird. he is seen at PRBC and claims to speak Chinese fluently. We wonder.
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Evil Black Belt.
Gender Female
Age?
Likes:boys from France?
Dislikes: Good red belts. :P
She is a Black belt who is evil. Thats it. We wonder if she is really is evil.
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Mrs C.
She is Mr. C's wife. she is said to have amazing links to the Dude.
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Professer Parrot.
Age:59
Weight:59 3/4 pounds
Waist line:59 cm
Likes: the number 59, Being negative. Japanese music. Yeah!
Dislikes:Rap music, Over rated things. and barbarians.
Professer Parrot is a parrot who is a professor. He likes The king. The king is awesome. The king has Skills. We talk like the king because we are the king. PP
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Korean spy
Age:2 years old.
Weight: uh........, we don't know 50,000,000 lb perhaps.
Likes: Dog slobber. expensive food. Rexford's dove chocolate. Kung fu movies.
Dislikes: Cute French guys. Cuter French guys. and Hot French Fries.
This is a spy whoi stinks at his job, everyone knows who he is. It is the perfect cover. He also thinks he can cook Cat ninjas, we think he is stupid.

That's everyone. I come with more details later. Good Night. Muhahahaha! ^_^