Talk about seeker-sensitive!

My mom and I visited a church today, We picked up a burrito for my dad. hehehehe. I have to do creative writing:( We decided to exercise manly dominion and go to my writing teachers house to pick up our homework, I wish we didn't do that so I wouldn't have to do my writing homework:( I think I have the strangest audience of all the blogs in the world. All of the blogs in the world, Mine is the only blog that members of the poultry family read. I like having such a unique audience, But I'll never be able to blog about the wonders of BBQ sauce or how pork is the other white meat. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to suffer. My sickness is almost over. I cough a lot less now, When I laugh maniacally, It's now a coughing laugh! I can finally laugh!*laughs a maniacally coughy laugh* Take that you fancy hen, I laugh at your henness, I will pluck all your feathers and smother you in BBQ sauce then put your cooked body on television for everyone to wish they could eat you! *laugh evilly*
Good night everyone!