Hello Everybody! I bet you are wondering about my title, Well the title is "guy"
Because I'm the only guy with blogging skillz! The only posts in the past few months have been from me, The Magnificent Blogger with his very own legion of cat ninjas!*screams of "liar" come from background* Quick, my ninjas, fend off the disgruntled "contributers" while I finish my blog!*hisses and screams continue* Anyway, I'm quite pleased with my large fan base^_^ See the happy face? I have a turkey, a rooster, a chicken, friends of friends, and a Chick-en!^_^ not : ) Don't worry, My cats only eat fish!*stands in front of chicken cat food* Unfoutunatly, I'm still sick,*gasps run through crowd as young ladies, pregnent women, and old men faint* I don't ache as much*roars of applause and cheering flow throughout crowd* But I cough a lot and my throat hurts, *gasps and fainting resume* How is the battle going my ninjas? Good, The "Contributers" (ha, what do they contribute?) are still 5 feet away from my computer! Amyway, My ninjas have been researching the "dude" ,and have calculated his location to be in
France, Minnesota, or in a romote warehouse in Nevada. Further tests are needed to find if "dude has any ties to aliens.
How is the battle going my ninjas? What!?!?!? A plea deal for a fish and a teddy bear?!?!?!?!?!? Shows what cats do. *throws orb at ground as gas fills the air*
*beep* program terminated "REXFORD has left the building.
Good night Everybody!
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I'm with rooster-cats don't scare me! And I might just help rooster find a big old fat hen who eats coughing boys that try to laugh maniacally.
Well, Our camera broke, Really it did. So I'll blog a picture of ONE of my cat ninjas! So there! Then I'll eat some chicken! Hens don't scare me*runs into titatium plated vault with 8 feet deep walls with his teddy bear*
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