Round 1 is over!

Good Morning everyone! The sun is shining, the lawn is kinda green. I had such a long blog last time, I hope everyone was able to read so much blog in one sitting. ^_^ Our bathroom is almost done being cleaned, it must be grouted and the shower caulked. Almost done! ^_^ I'll probably put up pics of the pictures Ethan is drawing. They will be funny ^_^ We now have a new computer! ^_^ Our old computer was getting a new problem every week, it's time was long overdue. So I'm very happy ^_^, see the happy face ^_^

unfortunately my job search isn't going very well, I have a couple new possibilities, but I probably won't get them....... Having spare time in the summer is nice ^_^ Well anyway, Round one of our favorite videos is over. and the winner (With an amazing 80% of the vote) is......
*drum roll please* The Cheeseburger song! My lovely Cheeseburger will make it's way to the next part of the show. But round two will now start. The theme is........ Professional Vs. The Unprofessional.
The Professional Kelly Clarkson singing "It's raining men" ^_^



The unprofessional singing the numa numa song.:P


Ahhhhhh. Such talent, Be sure to vote for your favorite ^_^ We are currently watching "The Incredibles". That is a good movie. If you have the DVD make sure to watch the alternate opening on the second disk, it's good ^_^. Edna is funny ^_^, Well People, Isaac and Ethan say they are going to blog today, Ha! I laugh at their blogging abilites. Well, now you readers can have more variety into your blogging life. Bye everyone ^_^

Good Evening!

Good Evening! I hope everyone had an enjoyable 4th of July. My mom has been attacking (with mine, Ethans, and Dad's help) our downstairs bathroom. It is currently a messed up battle field, with caulk strewn (What a beautiful adjective........... curse you creative writing!) all over the floor and *static* Anyway it looks like renevation. -_- Someday I'll get different editors........... Anyway, the bathroom will look fablous when it is all cleaned up ^_^ Speaking of my editors, they used a plot hole and brought the spiders back ....... Spider can-can time!

Well that paragraph made a lot of sense :p


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The spiders say....... time for more videos! I Hope you enjoyed yesterdays disco theme. Now we have classic songs from the 21st century ^_^ The numa numa song vs. the Cheeseburger song. be sure to vote for your favorite. ^_^ The winner will move on to the next round! Everybody knows the numa numa song. And everyone should know the cheeseburger song. ^_^


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The guy lip syncing the cheeseburger song! If you want the orignal, rent the veggietales "Madame Blueberry" ^_^




Well, that was a lot of video for such a short blog. So to keep the time space continuium from imploding, I'll make it looooooooonger. My large cat wants to come sit up on the nice leather sectional with his nice sharp claws, such a good cat. He is curently losing weight. thats good, since he is such a fat cat.

Update: My bathroom is now a beautiful blue. When we get a digital camera I'll put up pics. Too bad I don't have some earlier pics so you could see the old bathroom. Think brown and beige. Quite bland. But that's enough home improvement, who do I think I am, Billy Mays?

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The spiders say time for an inpirational speech. I gave this a few months ago, the topic is why you should take an martial art. Note: Imagine you are hearing this, not reading it. ^_^

Imagine this. It's 7:00 P.M. You have just left the mall and are heading to your car; it was really crowded when you got the mall at 4:30, so you had to park in the back of the parking lot. When suddenly, a strange man grabs your arm and drags you to his car. You try to scream, but nobody is around. What do you do? You know what will happen if you let him take you. If only you had a weapon. Well, now you can have an invisible weapon with you at all times.
Thesis statement: Here is why it would be a VERY good idea for you to take a martial art
I No, No martial art will allow you fly and run up buildings. But Martials arts WILL give you the upper hand. No matter how many times you hear the feminist mantra: "Women are just as strong as men". It can't change the fact; most men are stronger than most women. I'm not being macho. And I'm truly grateful for everything that women do, especially our mothers who sacrifice everything for us and make our lives possible.
It is also true that all most all adults are stronger than almost any kid. With the vast strength difference between men and women, it almost seems that a woman could do nothing if one of this world many wackos and freaks decided to target her or one of her children. This is where your martial arts come in. It will train you. You may not be able to completely annihilate your attacker, but all you need it a few seconds to get away. It can make a difference between living an emotionally scarred life or a normal life, or may even be the deciding factor in a life or death situation.
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After all that, I bet you are DYING to learn more. Of course there are many other reasons to learn a martial art other than self/defense.
Doing a martial art is a great way to get into and keep in shape. Trust me. You learn about these muscles that you thought never even existed. If you practice daily you should be able to keep your metabolism up for quite a few years. It also can be a family thing.
Many families are drop Joe over at this! Rush Jane over to that. This can be especially hard when you are a home-schooling mom. What if you all go the same place? My family and I have been practicing martial arts for over two years and we love it. It is a great way to teach self-control to your kids. It raises your level of coordination. Doing a martial art is very good for you.
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Point Three: What about eastern Mysticism?
Well, My father did A LOT of research before we started. It turned out more the obscure martial arts did have eastern mysticism in it. But the more popular Martial arts such a Karate or Tae Kwon Do have virtually none. It's always best to watch a few lessons before you choose what martial art to take and use money that probably won't be refunded.
What about Bowing? If you watch a class they usually bow to each other, the instructor, and the flags, to show respect to their countries. Bowing in the eastern world is like me coming and shaking your hand. It is a sign or respect. It is not a sign of worship. If you see them bowing to something else, make sure it isn't an idol or something.
I'm in no shape to learn a martial art! Well chances are. I've seen someone in a lot worse shape than you take a martial art. Anyone can take it, round people, out of shape people, old people, disabled people, young people, People with almost NO coordination what so ever. Like me. And EVERYONE has to work at it. Even Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan was a white belt at some time. It doesn't come naturally. Well it may seem like that with some Asians, but it really isn't true.
We've now seen many reasons why it would be good to take a martial art.
It will enable you to defend your self. It is a great way to get in shape and stay in shape, and it will teach you many things such as coordination and self-control. But where can you go? There now seems to be a Martial Arts school on every corner. There are Hard and soft styles of Martial Arts. Hard Styles, Such as Tae Kwon Do and certain types of Karate focus much more on the kicking and punching aspect and you run little risk of running into Eastern Mysticism. Soft Styles, such as Tae Chi, tend to have much slower movements and meditation and have a much higher chance of running into eastern Mysticism. Personally, I would check out a Tae Kwon Do or Karate school. It really shouldn't be hard to find a good school.

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I hope that convinced you. ^_^ If it didn't, Cat ninjas are standing by..........

I have to finish this blog before bedtime so my editor can publish it before tommorow. So Good night everybody!

Happy Independence Day!

Good Morning everyone! I have just gotten back from a nice 4th of July vacation. It was a little early, but now I can blog on time. We almost went to a lake, but it started raining as soon as we approached the city. :( Wait..... Lakes are gross. Well, this one was in Yankton SD. It was a beautiful lake. Anyway, we had a wonderful cookout. ^_^ We had hamburgers, hot dogs, brats, a delicious pasta salad ^_^, and potato salad. My Grandma has Cable! Fox News! How I miss fox news.....*sniff* Fox and Friends, Studio B, O Reilly, Fox News watch, Shows that aren't liberal! It was wonderful! I'm using that word a lot today. @_@


The video on the last post was from Youtube. It was some guy singing a patriotic song. It kept all of you who had working speakers entertained! ^_^. Ummm. for the people whose speakers didn't work...... Unplug the speakers and check all the connections. and go to volume (Should be on the bottom right corner of your computer) on your computer and turn it up ^_^. (oh and make sure to plug The speakers back in. I forgot to say that)

Geneva is currently amazed at the neighbor kids new haircut. I wish I was entertained that easily.


Night everyone. Maybe all look for some more videos for you all to watch ^_^
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Here are some ^_^ Here are the peaceful Liberals throwing pies at Ann Coulter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv9xa-VxchM

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Here is what my Family would say about a certain person in my family. They are wrong though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKXIIXXaAw

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I Will Survive!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZV8w3KpNpg
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Got to be Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmcYb1ZLiss

Hmmmm. I don't remember her being so fat. Hehehe.

Disco still lives!
Really, Now it is night time! -_-

Happy Birthday America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new Dedication!

Being that the last 16 years of my life have been meaningless, I have decided to dedicate myself to blogging! I love Blogging, I live to blog, blogs love me, I'll sit at my computer all day and blog! I'll never go to TKD, or the pool, or church, or take vacations, or clean.(Well not everything is bad) The masses must be entertained! *mechanical voice* Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog.....Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog ......Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog..... Muhahahahahahaha!


But seriously folks, I have really decided to shave my head and become a monk. I will dedicate my self to the art of Kitty Kung Fu. I'll build a temple and have lots of disciples ^_^ Everyone will love me! (wait...... not much will change about that) I'll have an army of cat ninjas that will do all of my bidding! (Wait. that won't change either)

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*turns on PMS-nbc*
Hardball pounds the press........ Isn't hardball the press? I think Liberals are really losing it. They can't even come up with catchy titles for the segments of their show. Sad........... What can I blog about? This is hard. Blogging for three days in a row is hard. I must Entertain you people. If you need to lose some weight,
how about Garfields diet tips!

Garfields Diet Tips

^_^

(This mostly from memory, so some are missing.)

1) Never go back for seconds, take it all the first time ^_^

2) don't date Sara Lee

3) Vegetables are a must, I suggest Carrot cake, zucchini bread, and Pumpkin Pie

4)Never start a diet cold turkey (maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna)

5) Try to cut back, leave the cherry off your sundae.

6) Hang around people fatter than you

There are two more, but I can't remember them. ( Good luck with your diets) ^_^

Back to the news. Doesn't anyone know that the Gitmo prisoner are POWs? Anyone? Oh please, and we treat them well enough, they get warm meals everyday (exotic meals) Orange chicken.

And they don't let Bibles in Gitmo, it might offend the prisoners, (Those poor little things)

It makes me sick. :/ They get treated better than all of our homeless people. We should give them sandwiches and water at best.

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Anyway, I have cats to train. Night everyone!

Another Blog!

Being that my last blog was short, boring, filled with spelling errors, interrupted by outbursts of rage against Pms-nbc. Wait you say. It wasn't half of those..... I have taught you all well ^_^. Lets just call it a warm-up blog. I'm currently blogging, cleaning, and resisting the urge to turn on PMSnbc. I miss watching the news :( *turns on TV* Lets see. A new witness behind bars in the Natalee Holloway case. Again. *yawn* I wonder how many witnesses they have arrested. (all of Aruba probably) I wonder, does anyone know if Al Franken is running for Senator? I hope not. If he does We'll make a ban Al Franken Petition.

*glares at Certain girl from France* No reason. I'm very tired of the Abrams Report
*throws remote in the air and fancily catching it* Must change channel before Hardball comes on..... *struggles with remote with dramatic music* *Barely changes channel* That was close people........ It may be PMS-nbc. But they are still Mindless Snotty Nepotisitic Brainwashers Community. Enough with this, remember Hatred is not a family value. (that's right. every night we tell our children we hate them, and they should hate people) enough ranting.....

I wish it was Christmas right now. Not because of the presents or the sentiment or the lovely commercials but because of the cookies. Orange drop, Chocolate Crinkle, thumbprint, snickerdoodles, French lace, Peanut butte(Wait, I hate peanut butter:P),Candy cane,Chinese almond, meringue, but most of all sugar! *hint hint*

We need an interesting paragraph. Here it is ^_^

Ahhhh... what an amazing blog this ^_^ I wonder what would make it better. An obey the cheese sign.

Obey the cheese!

Nope. how about a take over France sign.

We must take over France!

How about a no smoking sign?

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Well, that no smoking sign did the trick! You all are thoroughly entertained. so I will entertain you more until you all are bored and throw rotten fruit at me. But I'm out of things to say....... Good night everyone!

Good Evening!

Hi everyone! I found out what Rush Limbaugh calls MSNBC. "PMS_NBC"
:D Not everyone will get that. I'm exhausted. I went to the pool today:), Why everyone wanted to go, I have no idea. It was soooo cold.(for summer) Then I went to Tae Kwon Do, TKD is very tiring after you swim. It drains every last bit of energy out of you. kinda of like a black hole except you can get out of it by napping. Now if you'll excuse me, I must restart the comp, because I'm trying to fix it and blog at the same time.
Well, I'm giving up for tonight. (So much for multitasking. :P )I swear, When I get a job my parents are getting a new computer as a gift. (So they have to fix it XD) I'm soooooo tired I must go to bed. The screen keeps on blinking :D I should get off now. Good night everyone!
Blog again tommorow! ^_^

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day everyone! (Once again late -_-), anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful fathers day, even DUDE.(who shall once again and forever more, unless legal reasons state otherwise, remain anonymous) We went to special breakfast at Church, (My mom brought her world famous orange rolls :) ] and we watched lots of "24". 24 is an addicting show, do not rent it unless you have a few hours to kill. (and who doesn't) You HAVE been warned.

The weather is kinda of gloomy here. :( at least the lawn will get watered. :) I don't have to water the lawn, hahahaha! I spent about 1 1/2 hours attacking the utility room this morning. It is so dirty. But now looks close to fablous. (just don't open any cabinets) I'm soooo hungrey. I can't even spell hungrey right because I'm so hungrey. Well, what else can I blog about. It is 5:56 in France right now. Hi France. That Dog is barking....... I wish I had a remote for THAT DOG ^_^.
The bird is chirping happily ^_^ la la la, the cat is meowing so he can come see me in the room that may not have the bird inside it. Meow, chirp, bark! I should charge people crossing the street for looking at a zoo without paying. My text is boring.


BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!


Enough excitement, I'm off to eat Lunch everyone!


Hello, This a secret message. Soon the DUDE will be revealed

M.S.N.B.C.

That's right, it's anagram time ^_^ Due to my extreme frustration at MSNBC. I have given (uncovered) them their real name. My cat ninjas have discovered that MSNBC stands for Mindless Snotty Nepotistic Brainwashers Community. I'm such a genius ^_^. Well I was going to give you guys a link to see Ann Coulter on Jay Leno (very funny segment), but the video was removed for *cough* Copyright Infringement *cough*. Can't you people just say because "We don't like Ann Coulter" I should provide physiological treatment for you people. (not my regular reader[s]) I'd be good at it too. *yawn* Well, I need inspiration *turns on Mindless Snotty Nepotistic Brainwashers Community* commercial. Darn! Well, what else is there? Why don't we start out with my morning? I got up a 8:00 and ate a bowl of cereal. Then I armed my self with a cloth and cleaned the upstairs. Then I went to TKD and then to the pool. Then I went home ate supper and blogged. Well, that was my day in four sentences, sad. Anyway I'm losing my friend from France soon, she is coming back to the U.S. Yay! I should play a devious trick on her


Well that was a long paragraph :P let's have a short one for a change :)

Anyway, I shall just tell you all the Identity of the DUDE. Devious Underestimated Dark Entity. But I bet you wanted a name and number. The DUDE's name and phone number is [Blog Ended due to copyright infringement]

Yes. (another one word topic)

Good morning everyone! What a wonderful day! The clouds are out and the lawn is brown. -_-
Thankfully happiness is not a fair weather friend.

*sigh* I miss cable, especially FOX news. All we have for news is MSNBC, who obsessed with Ann Coulter, "Did Ann Coulter go too far in her comments?". They don't even say what she said, just that she did some terrible thing to widows and Fatherless Children. All I have been able to gather is that she said something around the lines that Widows and children from 9/11 shouldn't constantly critize Bush. Something like it, not exactly. I should google it....

Anyway I think she is right. But I miss FOX, Everyone else is sooooo Liberal. *ugh* I guess I should recommend her new book. "Godless" (the Church of Liberals) Something like that. Anyway, you all will go out and buy it. Along with her other books. Go to Anncoulter.org. Well This shows I've been watching too much MSNBC. I have devoted two paragraphs to Ann Coulter. Moving on.................. (Hey, better than the Oscar's dresses:P)

I think Summer is now officially here. Everybody now sleeps in to 8:00*cough* Mom and me *cough* (I may get up at 7:00 if I feel like it) and everyone else gets up at 9:00. How people can sleep that long, I have no idea, I'd feel so lazy. I have been blogging a lot lately, I wonder why. I must be bored, see I'm talking to myself in my own blog. Sad.

Anyone been taking notice of that Soccer cup? Me neither. At least Lykachy does it for me. But now I must tell you that at the apparel shop, Ann Coulter T-shirts are selling like Hot cakes! Don't be left out. Buy one today! *hums I will Survive for no reason* This is one of our last chances to buy a fablous shirt that everyone else will be wearing. *hits everyone with peer pressure sign* I LOVE my blog! I can do whatever I want! (My editors just wanted me to say that) BTW, I'm now my normal shade of white. I guess evil black belts don't want to kill me anymore. How will I survive?

Bye everyone! I'm off to watch The Pink Panther, and then spend hours getting my mind brainwashed by MSNBC. *snore*

New.

People, We have a dilemma! Not only Do I capitalize Things that I shouldn't, but we need the spiders to can-can! That's right, we have a new feature! Lykachy's blog "Evil Black Belt" is now here!

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I guess we will have to settle with dancing no-smoking signs. *sigh*
Anyway, back to my very important matters I must tell you all. Ummm..... My sunburn is almost better, but I'm still a lovely shade of pink. What an exciting life I have. But we also have something else that is new! A talking box! Oh, it is so cute, look, it says hello ^_^. I wonder what it could be used for *cough* *cough*

I have a movie recommendation. You all will go out as soon as you finish reading this blog and rent "The Pink Panther". It is a very funny movie. In fact is on right now, the song "Got to be Real" is playing right now" Yea!

Wow! Another new link is here, Lykachys sports coverage of the FIFA soccer thing is here.

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Three new things in one blog, you all are so lucky, I wish I was this lucky! Getting three new things for free in one blog, and you notice that this blog doesn't rant to make itself seem bigger, that's right. I'm the person who rants. *everyone falls to the floor and groans*

Good night Paris! And good night Minnesotan suburbs, Yes, you city folk can tell yourselves good night.

Hello.

Good evening everyone. Tonight we will dissect the meaning of this phrase. How exciting.......
Today at TKD class we did hopping hook kicks followed by two whipping axe kicks finished by a back kick. *amazing* *ooh* *ahhh* We practiced a little self defense.

We went swimming today, Yay! I have learned a very important lesson, apply lots of sunscreen, apply more sunscreen, and repeat. Owww. I hope I have saved someone some pain this year. :P

A real post. :P

I have good news everyone! I just saved 15% on my..... Actually I have been accepted into the Northwestern PSEO program. Yay me! I shall learn elementary Greek and Psychology. Hmm now I will know just how the ancient Greeks thought. I got a phone call from France today. I never thought that would happen, considering I don't like France very much. But it was a friend who recently moved there who called. Come back! I pretty much done with school for the year. *sigh of relief* We went out today and bought some piano books! I (For some strange reason) like to play "Beauty and the Beast" and "Part of your world" even though I hate the song part of your world.

This part of the blog is for my French Friend. :P Everyone else can read, (but it is boring)
Today at TKD we warmed up and the did the white belt pattern, followed, by Il jong, then Yee jong, followed by Sahm jong, then Sar Jong, followed by Yuk Jong, then our own patterns. Then we did our one steps. followed my Tae-Kwon-Do punches. Lilly Ended class. Jacob, Kristin and her sons, Bree and Chris, Mr. Wade and Mr. Brown, Jasmine, Mr Fink, Mr. Jeff. Geneva, Danielle, Isaac, Autummn, Our neighbor Johnny came to watch, and me! yay! Mr. Bagwell taught.


My Mom got "My Fair Lady" from the library, Lilly is upset because she hates musicals, and Danielle is happy because she likes everything Lilly doesn't like. My cat is being lazy lying on my bed, and Winnie is busy being stinky. Danielle is busy eating a fluffernutter, If you don't know what that is ask. Bye, good night. Auravoria! And comment, comment, and comment!

It begins!

Hola Senors and Senoritas! *ugh* enough spanish. oddly enough, channel 98 (the spanish channel) is very entertaining. Spanish soap operas are very weird. @_@
Anyway, you all must discover who stole the spiders who do the spider can-can.

Intro
Once upon a time there was a group of spiders who would dance the can-can to entertain the village. Everyone loved them. Sometimes they would dance to the left, sometimes to the right. Needless to say, they were a great hit. But then one day, they dissappeared. Who and why would someone do this? It is YOU. yes, you the reader of this blog must find out who is reponsible for this atrocious act of communism!

Chapter One
Our story begins with the sun rising majesticly over a vast field with a large house. A rooster crows. We zoom in upon the house we see a round table with three figures surrounding it. One is covered in a Shadow. We will call him the person covered in shadow, in the other chairs sit a rooster and a chicken. They seem to be playing a game of cards. "Ha!", "I win again" Exclaims the Chicken. The rooster just smiles while the person in shadow slams it's fist into the table, breaking it in half. "You said you'd tell us who you are if we could beat you in spoons." Said Rooster. "Ha, As if I'd acctually tell patethic poultry such as you my identity!" It retorts, as it dissappears in a burst of flame and smoke. A hairless cat then jumps on Rooster's lap. "It's okay Bob." Rooster whispers quietly to the cat while stroking him. "He won't be back for a while, It's a good thing you can beat him in spoons Chick." The cat hops away as if nothing happened and lies down lazily in a sunbeam from a close window. "Come Chick, We must get your dinner ready. Chili time!" Exclaims Rooster. The Cat then runs of into the sunset as homey music plays.

We now follow the cat as he runs far away to a large mansion. We enter a large rooms with a figure in a large black chair. "What news do you bring Bob?" The cat replies "Well I almost found out the shadow person's identity, But he ran away." "What about the poultry twins?" asks the figure in the chair. "Well, They are making a dinner." "That's it!" "That is all you can find out about those two! Out of my sight insolent fool!" "One question." asked Bob " why do you want to know about that shadow person?" "Well it started long ago." replied the figure. " He is known as the DUDE. What that stands for I do not know. However, he divised a weapon that could turn humans into monkeys. We must stop him! "So it's a save the world thing then isn't it. Replied the cat with a smile on his face. "No." It is a takeover the world thing. See, If he rules the world, I can't rule the world. So we will steal his weapon and take over the world for us. Muahahahahahahaha!

Who stole the spiders? Have fun with spectulation :)

Have a great disscussion. Sorry, I had to say that.

Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day everyone!(Late! @_@) ^_^ I have very busy lately, so I'm glad it's a holiday! Wait, I'm still busy.*grumble* Anyway, We have gotten rid of our digital cable to basic whatever. Now the only thing I ever watch is the Price is Right, Judge Hattchet, and Divorce Court. (Divorce Court is the best! most entertaining anyway.) I guess that's more than one thing, Besides, Hello kitty on DVD is currently on anyway. Yes, the one with annoying theme song that gets stuck in your head and makes you want to break the DVD player. @_@

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*gasp* Why aren't the spiders dancing? Find out next blog when the mysterous villian who has stolen the dancing is unmasked. Yea! Large font, That means this is an very important blog, I guess I should make all my blogs in bold. :P

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That's right Lykachy! This part of the blog is just for you. ^_^
I just got back from TKD. I took two classes and am exhausted. Anyway last Saturday was testing. Kris tested for her red belt. Kristen and her sons all got their brown belts along with Lynee. and other people tested, but I forgot them.:P I haven't seen Ricky since the tournament. I wonder where he has been. Anyway, I spent all of first class teaching Mrs. Kris her new pattern. The second class we warmed up by doing a single side kick. then we switched and did a round kick with a back kick, then we *gasp* just switched and back kicked. then we went into pairs and worked on our double round kicks, then we did M&Ms and did the knee raises. *snore* this blog is so boring I'm putting myself to sleep.*forced laughter*

Over the next few blogs we will play a game. You all must solve who stole the spiders can-can, I will give you a list of profiles, every blog I will give out clues and you will comment on who you think the suspect is. The suspects are.

The Dude:
Age? Waist line? favorite quote? Nothing much is known about the Dude, Which makes him the prime suspect! See how it works. However, it is known the Dudes identity is sealed in a ledgendary fortune cookie, the dude's mission is to destroy the cookie once and for all.
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The wood nymph.
Gender:Female
Age and weight? (refuses to tell)
Likes: Pesto and spicy food.
Dislikes: Bland food.
This wood nymph was once a great mafia queen who studied the ancient art of ninjitsu. Once while practicing her ninja powers she overheard a plot to turn the entire world into monkeys. She then learned the persons identity, he is known as the Dude, but the dude spotted her and she ran far away. She sealed the dudes identity into a fortune cookie known as the fortune cookie of great fortune. She then shipped it to the nearest chinese resturant.
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Chick-en
Gender: Female
Age:Teen (in chicken years)
Likes:singing, eating cats.
Dislikes:Kentucky and all people who fry things. Thanksgiving.
This is a "Chicken" who dresses as a turkey. She had an ordinary life until one day her owner crashed a semi filled with fortune cookies. He gave her the only cookie that wasn't harmed from the crash. She now carries it with her where ever she goes to remember her owner who moved to Florida to retire. She refuses to ever open the cookie.
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Rexford
Age 114.
Weight (who wants to know?)
Likes: the face ^_^, cats, Chick-en Scallopini.
Dislikes: delivering yellow books and dogs who lick you.
Rexford is a fablous person who is not egotisitcal in anyway shape or form. He commands a amazing army of cat ninjas who are always searching for the idenity of Dude.
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Ethan and Isaac.... Wait. as if they could do anything to the spiders dance.
*cough*boring*cough*
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Rooster
Gender: Female. how a rooster is a female escapes me.
Age, Around that of Chick-en
Likes: Playing spoons with chick-en. Cooking(no chicken)
Dislikes:Long papers she has to write.
Loves:naps
Rooster is only seen with Chicken. wether or not she plans on stealing the cookie is unknown. The wood nymph knows that she knows the idenity of the DUDE, but Rooster doesn't know she knows. She also has the chocolate cookie of misfortune. But we think she ate it.
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Weird Chinese Spy.
Age:Teenager. *so he claims to be*
Height: two feet
Weight.*he claims to be 400 pounds, we don't believe it.
He is a chinese spy who is weird. he is seen at PRBC and claims to speak Chinese fluently. We wonder.
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Evil Black Belt.
Gender Female
Age?
Likes:boys from France?
Dislikes: Good red belts. :P
She is a Black belt who is evil. Thats it. We wonder if she is really is evil.
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Mrs C.
She is Mr. C's wife. she is said to have amazing links to the Dude.
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Professer Parrot.
Age:59
Weight:59 3/4 pounds
Waist line:59 cm
Likes: the number 59, Being negative. Japanese music. Yeah!
Dislikes:Rap music, Over rated things. and barbarians.
Professer Parrot is a parrot who is a professor. He likes The king. The king is awesome. The king has Skills. We talk like the king because we are the king. PP
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Korean spy
Age:2 years old.
Weight: uh........, we don't know 50,000,000 lb perhaps.
Likes: Dog slobber. expensive food. Rexford's dove chocolate. Kung fu movies.
Dislikes: Cute French guys. Cuter French guys. and Hot French Fries.
This is a spy whoi stinks at his job, everyone knows who he is. It is the perfect cover. He also thinks he can cook Cat ninjas, we think he is stupid.

That's everyone. I come with more details later. Good Night. Muhahahaha! ^_^

Results

Good Afternoon everyone! Last Saturday My Family entered the governors Cup(TKD tournament) Ethan won 3rd in sparring, Isaac won 2nd in sparring even though he was the youngest in his division, Lilly got 1st in sparring and 2nd in forms, and I got 4th in sparring and 3rd in forms, Yay! I was beaten by Black belts , so I don't feel bad about losing, You learn more from losses then wins. O.K. Too much optismism....... I must balance it out with a negative spider can-can.

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Ahhhhh. Much better ^_^, I mean :( , We have gotten another round of sickness in the family. Ha! You Cs thought you could get sick without us! Muhahahahahahaha! Anyway, we are on the getting better half of it. Oh, I forgot, My Mom got 1st place in handling concessions! Yay!

A spy has infiltrated out church, He has been studying Chinese for the last three years, My cat ninjas have been doing survalence and have found out he takes many trips to the mainland, his cover is an exchange student studying the faerie language French. The link between the spy, Dude and the Turkey-CHICKen is still being investigated. :P

I took a placement test for a college today, I got college level reading and writing(Trust me, creative writing had nothing to do with this) but not college level math, Probably because I haven't taken Algebra II yet. Anyway, I must eat supper now! Good night Everyone!

Yay!

I have alot to cover and not much time to do it, But it is now time for the spider can-can!

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Happy Birthday Ethan! Party!, We had Chicken Scallopini for Supper yesterday, it was fablous!(That's right Isaac, FABLOUS!) Chicken Scallopini is Angel hair pasta in a light lemon-butter sauce with procuttio, capers, articoke hearts, and of course, Chicken that you POUND mercilessly with a meat tenderizer and then fry in scalding oil! *yawn* moving on........


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My Mom, Dad, and Lilly just tested for their Black Belts and passed! Horray! Yay! Happy Day! Random exclamations of extreme joyfullness! More Can-cans!
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More! More! More! Muhahahahaha!
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Such joyous occasions! Anyway, This past week I have applied for a couple jobs at certain stores, I hope I get a job, But then, having free time this summer isn't that bad :P
Anyway Good night everyone!

Happy Birthday to me! ^_^

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeeeee! Happy birthday to me! ^_^ Well, I'm a day late, But that doesn't matter. I am now an old six-teen year old. I'm so old I got a cane for my birthday. I'm serious, I actually got a cane. But I will learn some cane fighting soon, so it is actually a dangerous weapon ^_^ Now I can teach my cat ninjas cane fighting! So stay away from cats that are carrying canes.

You may have noticed that a certain boy named Isaac posted the other day, I can assure you, this is not normal. Your regularly scheduled reading will no longer be interrupted by other people's posts. I'll make sure of that. And here is something for a certain Chicken I know. The spider can-can!

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The spiders say it is time for a movie recommendation! The movie "Hoodwinked" is up for recommendation. It is a very good(banned word) red riding hood story. It has a very funny goat that sings and sings and sings and, you get the picture, You all WILL rent it. Good night everyone! and Obey the Cheese!

Busy

I have been very busy (as you can tell) . Every morning I have to....... Read my Bible, Do my royal court, Feed and take out Wing Chun, Eat, and do school

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I have headgear now it is VERY uncomfortable I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL EVERY NIGHT IT TAKES ME ALMOST AN HOUR JUST TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tomorrow is Ricardos Birthday! Happy early birthday Rexford!!!

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Well good by I have to be so called "murdered" by Lykachy
Xie xie di tian!!!

Good Evening!

Good Evening everyone! I'm very hard-pressed on a topic to blog about, But I really want to blog. So I will try really hard to blog like a normal person. My birthday is in three days! yay! I always try to make sure I don't get really excited over things, But I'm REALLY excited! I LOVE BIRTHDAYS! The one day when everyone will be forced to be nice to my cat! Muhahahaha! Nothing you cat haters can do about it! :P Anyway, I must blog like a normal person ^_^. Soooooooo, What abou1t6 *slap* My annoying brother Ethan keeps on pressing the numbers 1 and 61 *slap**slap**slap**slap* I'm being bombarded by pencil throwing weirdos! That should teach them. H16a!, I mean HA! *slap**slap**slap*, Now they are poking me with tweezers! the fools! My cat ninjas will be upon them faster than you can say Fortune cookie. The past couple weeks I have decided to always have a deck of cards with me, Why? It not just because playing cards i1s6 fun, They also make great weapons! Like throwing them at annoying brothers!

I have forgotten what I was going to talk about. Well, It turns out I might not take the S.A.T. after all, I just need a C.A.T. ^_^ test (California Achievment Test) Cat test. ^_^ hehe. I know I do well on the Cat tests (and the C.A.T.) so I'm not as nervous. Another interesting thing happened the other day, I finally found my scientific calculator! (after I'm almost done with geometery, chemistry, and don't have to do the S.A.T.s)
Anyway, that's what happens to you when you are a homeschooler. (BTW It was my Dad's fault my calculator was missing) Anyway, Time for bed! Good Night Reno!