But seriously folks, I have really decided to shave my head and become a monk. I will dedicate my self to the art of Kitty Kung Fu. I'll build a temple and have lots of disciples ^_^ Everyone will love me! (wait...... not much will change about that) I'll have an army of cat ninjas that will do all of my bidding! (Wait. that won't change either)
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*turns on PMS-nbc*
Hardball pounds the press........ Isn't hardball the press? I think Liberals are really losing it. They can't even come up with catchy titles for the segments of their show. Sad........... What can I blog about? This is hard. Blogging for three days in a row is hard. I must Entertain you people. If you need to lose some weight,
how about Garfields diet tips!
Garfields Diet Tips
^_^
(This mostly from memory, so some are missing.)
1) Never go back for seconds, take it all the first time ^_^
2) don't date Sara Lee
3) Vegetables are a must, I suggest Carrot cake, zucchini bread, and Pumpkin Pie
4)Never start a diet cold turkey (maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna)
5) Try to cut back, leave the cherry off your sundae.
6) Hang around people fatter than you
There are two more, but I can't remember them. ( Good luck with your diets) ^_^
Back to the news. Doesn't anyone know that the Gitmo prisoner are POWs? Anyone? Oh please, and we treat them well enough, they get warm meals everyday (exotic meals) Orange chicken.
And they don't let Bibles in Gitmo, it might offend the prisoners, (Those poor little things)
It makes me sick. :/ They get treated better than all of our homeless people. We should give them sandwiches and water at best.
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Anyway, I have cats to train. Night everyone!
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