Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Good Evening!
:D Not everyone will get that. I'm exhausted. I went to the pool today:), Why everyone wanted to go, I have no idea. It was soooo cold.(for summer) Then I went to Tae Kwon Do, TKD is very tiring after you swim. It drains every last bit of energy out of you. kinda of like a black hole except you can get out of it by napping. Now if you'll excuse me, I must restart the comp, because I'm trying to fix it and blog at the same time.
Well, I'm giving up for tonight. (So much for multitasking. :P )I swear, When I get a job my parents are getting a new computer as a gift. (So they have to fix it XD) I'm soooooo tired I must go to bed. The screen keeps on blinking :D I should get off now. Good night everyone!
Blog again tommorow! ^_^
Monday, June 19, 2006
Happy Father's Day!
The weather is kinda of gloomy here. :( at least the lawn will get watered. :) I don't have to water the lawn, hahahaha! I spent about 1 1/2 hours attacking the utility room this morning. It is so dirty. But now looks close to fablous. (just don't open any cabinets) I'm soooo hungrey. I can't even spell hungrey right because I'm so hungrey. Well, what else can I blog about. It is 5:56 in France right now. Hi France. That Dog is barking....... I wish I had a remote for THAT DOG ^_^.
The bird is chirping happily ^_^ la la la, the cat is meowing so he can come see me in the room that may not have the bird inside it. Meow, chirp, bark! I should charge people crossing the street for looking at a zoo without paying. My text is boring.
Enough excitement, I'm off to eat Lunch everyone!
Hello, This a secret message. Soon the DUDE will be revealed
Friday, June 16, 2006
M.S.N.B.C.
Well that was a long paragraph :P let's have a short one for a change :)
Anyway, I shall just tell you all the Identity of the DUDE. Devious Underestimated Dark Entity. But I bet you wanted a name and number. The DUDE's name and phone number is [Blog Ended due to copyright infringement]
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Yes. (another one word topic)
Thankfully happiness is not a fair weather friend.
*sigh* I miss cable, especially FOX news. All we have for news is MSNBC, who obsessed with Ann Coulter, "Did Ann Coulter go too far in her comments?". They don't even say what she said, just that she did some terrible thing to widows and Fatherless Children. All I have been able to gather is that she said something around the lines that Widows and children from 9/11 shouldn't constantly critize Bush. Something like it, not exactly. I should google it....
Anyway I think she is right. But I miss FOX, Everyone else is sooooo Liberal. *ugh* I guess I should recommend her new book. "Godless" (the Church of Liberals) Something like that. Anyway, you all will go out and buy it. Along with her other books. Go to Anncoulter.org. Well This shows I've been watching too much MSNBC. I have devoted two paragraphs to Ann Coulter. Moving on.................. (Hey, better than the Oscar's dresses:P)
I think Summer is now officially here. Everybody now sleeps in to 8:00*cough* Mom and me *cough* (I may get up at 7:00 if I feel like it) and everyone else gets up at 9:00. How people can sleep that long, I have no idea, I'd feel so lazy. I have been blogging a lot lately, I wonder why. I must be bored, see I'm talking to myself in my own blog. Sad.
Anyone been taking notice of that Soccer cup? Me neither. At least Lykachy does it for me. But now I must tell you that at the apparel shop, Ann Coulter T-shirts are selling like Hot cakes! Don't be left out. Buy one today! *hums I will Survive for no reason* This is one of our last chances to buy a fablous shirt that everyone else will be wearing. *hits everyone with peer pressure sign* I LOVE my blog! I can do whatever I want! (My editors just wanted me to say that) BTW, I'm now my normal shade of white. I guess evil black belts don't want to kill me anymore. How will I survive?
Bye everyone! I'm off to watch The Pink Panther, and then spend hours getting my mind brainwashed by MSNBC. *snore*
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
New.
People, We have a dilemma! Not only Do I capitalize Things that I shouldn't, but we need the spiders to can-can! That's right, we have a new feature! Lykachy's blog "Evil Black Belt" is now here!
I guess we will have to settle with dancing no-smoking signs. *sigh*
Anyway, back to my very important matters I must tell you all. Ummm..... My sunburn is almost better, but I'm still a lovely shade of pink. What an exciting life I have. But we also have something else that is new! A talking box! Oh, it is so cute, look, it says hello ^_^. I wonder what it could be used for *cough* *cough*
I have a movie recommendation. You all will go out as soon as you finish reading this blog and rent "The Pink Panther". It is a very funny movie. In fact is on right now, the song "Got to be Real" is playing right now" Yea!
Wow! Another new link is here, Lykachys sports coverage of the FIFA soccer thing is here.
Three new things in one blog, you all are so lucky, I wish I was this lucky! Getting three new things for free in one blog, and you notice that this blog doesn't rant to make itself seem bigger, that's right. I'm the person who rants. *everyone falls to the floor and groans*
Good night Paris! And good night Minnesotan suburbs, Yes, you city folk can tell yourselves good night.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Hello.
Today at TKD class we did hopping hook kicks followed by two whipping axe kicks finished by a back kick. *amazing* *ooh* *ahhh* We practiced a little self defense.
We went swimming today, Yay! I have learned a very important lesson, apply lots of sunscreen, apply more sunscreen, and repeat. Owww. I hope I have saved someone some pain this year. :P
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
A real post. :P
This part of the blog is for my French Friend. :P Everyone else can read, (but it is boring)
Today at TKD we warmed up and the did the white belt pattern, followed, by Il jong, then Yee jong, followed by Sahm jong, then Sar Jong, followed by Yuk Jong, then our own patterns. Then we did our one steps. followed my Tae-Kwon-Do punches. Lilly Ended class. Jacob, Kristin and her sons, Bree and Chris, Mr. Wade and Mr. Brown, Jasmine, Mr Fink, Mr. Jeff. Geneva, Danielle, Isaac, Autummn, Our neighbor Johnny came to watch, and me! yay! Mr. Bagwell taught.
My Mom got "My Fair Lady" from the library, Lilly is upset because she hates musicals, and Danielle is happy because she likes everything Lilly doesn't like. My cat is being lazy lying on my bed, and Winnie is busy being stinky. Danielle is busy eating a fluffernutter, If you don't know what that is ask. Bye, good night. Auravoria! And comment, comment, and comment!
It begins!
Anyway, you all must discover who stole the spiders who do the spider can-can.
Once upon a time there was a group of spiders who would dance the can-can to entertain the village. Everyone loved them. Sometimes they would dance to the left, sometimes to the right. Needless to say, they were a great hit. But then one day, they dissappeared. Who and why would someone do this? It is YOU. yes, you the reader of this blog must find out who is reponsible for this atrocious act of communism!
Our story begins with the sun rising majesticly over a vast field with a large house. A rooster crows. We zoom in upon the house we see a round table with three figures surrounding it. One is covered in a Shadow. We will call him the person covered in shadow, in the other chairs sit a rooster and a chicken. They seem to be playing a game of cards. "Ha!", "I win again" Exclaims the Chicken. The rooster just smiles while the person in shadow slams it's fist into the table, breaking it in half. "You said you'd tell us who you are if we could beat you in spoons." Said Rooster. "Ha, As if I'd acctually tell patethic poultry such as you my identity!" It retorts, as it dissappears in a burst of flame and smoke. A hairless cat then jumps on Rooster's lap. "It's okay Bob." Rooster whispers quietly to the cat while stroking him. "He won't be back for a while, It's a good thing you can beat him in spoons Chick." The cat hops away as if nothing happened and lies down lazily in a sunbeam from a close window. "Come Chick, We must get your dinner ready. Chili time!" Exclaims Rooster. The Cat then runs of into the sunset as homey music plays.
We now follow the cat as he runs far away to a large mansion. We enter a large rooms with a figure in a large black chair. "What news do you bring Bob?" The cat replies "Well I almost found out the shadow person's identity, But he ran away." "What about the poultry twins?" asks the figure in the chair. "Well, They are making a dinner." "That's it!" "That is all you can find out about those two! Out of my sight insolent fool!" "One question." asked Bob " why do you want to know about that shadow person?" "Well it started long ago." replied the figure. " He is known as the DUDE. What that stands for I do not know. However, he divised a weapon that could turn humans into monkeys. We must stop him! "So it's a save the world thing then isn't it. Replied the cat with a smile on his face. "No." It is a takeover the world thing. See, If he rules the world, I can't rule the world. So we will steal his weapon and take over the world for us. Muahahahahahahaha!
Monday, May 29, 2006
Happy Memorial Day!
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*gasp* Why aren't the spiders dancing? Find out next blog when the mysterous villian who has stolen the dancing is unmasked. Yea! Large font, That means this is an very important blog, I guess I should make all my blogs in bold. :P
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That's right Lykachy! This part of the blog is just for you. ^_^
I just got back from TKD. I took two classes and am exhausted. Anyway last Saturday was testing. Kris tested for her red belt. Kristen and her sons all got their brown belts along with Lynee. and other people tested, but I forgot them.:P I haven't seen Ricky since the tournament. I wonder where he has been. Anyway, I spent all of first class teaching Mrs. Kris her new pattern. The second class we warmed up by doing a single side kick. then we switched and did a round kick with a back kick, then we *gasp* just switched and back kicked. then we went into pairs and worked on our double round kicks, then we did M&Ms and did the knee raises. *snore* this blog is so boring I'm putting myself to sleep.*forced laughter*
Over the next few blogs we will play a game. You all must solve who stole the spiders can-can, I will give you a list of profiles, every blog I will give out clues and you will comment on who you think the suspect is. The suspects are.
The Dude:
Age? Waist line? favorite quote? Nothing much is known about the Dude, Which makes him the prime suspect! See how it works. However, it is known the Dudes identity is sealed in a ledgendary fortune cookie, the dude's mission is to destroy the cookie once and for all.
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The wood nymph.
Gender:Female
Age and weight? (refuses to tell)
Likes: Pesto and spicy food.
Dislikes: Bland food.
This wood nymph was once a great mafia queen who studied the ancient art of ninjitsu. Once while practicing her ninja powers she overheard a plot to turn the entire world into monkeys. She then learned the persons identity, he is known as the Dude, but the dude spotted her and she ran far away. She sealed the dudes identity into a fortune cookie known as the fortune cookie of great fortune. She then shipped it to the nearest chinese resturant.
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Chick-en
Gender: Female
Age:Teen (in chicken years)
Likes:singing, eating cats.
Dislikes:Kentucky and all people who fry things. Thanksgiving.
This is a "Chicken" who dresses as a turkey. She had an ordinary life until one day her owner crashed a semi filled with fortune cookies. He gave her the only cookie that wasn't harmed from the crash. She now carries it with her where ever she goes to remember her owner who moved to Florida to retire. She refuses to ever open the cookie.
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Rexford
Age 114.
Weight (who wants to know?)
Likes: the face ^_^, cats, Chick-en Scallopini.
Dislikes: delivering yellow books and dogs who lick you.
Rexford is a fablous person who is not egotisitcal in anyway shape or form. He commands a amazing army of cat ninjas who are always searching for the idenity of Dude.
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Ethan and Isaac.... Wait. as if they could do anything to the spiders dance.
*cough*boring*cough*
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Rooster
Gender: Female. how a rooster is a female escapes me.
Age, Around that of Chick-en
Likes: Playing spoons with chick-en. Cooking(no chicken)
Dislikes:Long papers she has to write.
Loves:naps
Rooster is only seen with Chicken. wether or not she plans on stealing the cookie is unknown. The wood nymph knows that she knows the idenity of the DUDE, but Rooster doesn't know she knows. She also has the chocolate cookie of misfortune. But we think she ate it.
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Weird Chinese Spy.
Age:Teenager. *so he claims to be*
Height: two feet
Weight.*he claims to be 400 pounds, we don't believe it.
He is a chinese spy who is weird. he is seen at PRBC and claims to speak Chinese fluently. We wonder.
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Evil Black Belt.
Gender Female
Age?
Likes:boys from France?
Dislikes: Good red belts. :P
She is a Black belt who is evil. Thats it. We wonder if she is really is evil.
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Mrs C.
She is Mr. C's wife. she is said to have amazing links to the Dude.
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Professer Parrot.
Age:59
Weight:59 3/4 pounds
Waist line:59 cm
Likes: the number 59, Being negative. Japanese music. Yeah!
Dislikes:Rap music, Over rated things. and barbarians.
Professer Parrot is a parrot who is a professor. He likes The king. The king is awesome. The king has Skills. We talk like the king because we are the king. PP
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Korean spy
Age:2 years old.
Weight: uh........, we don't know 50,000,000 lb perhaps.
Likes: Dog slobber. expensive food. Rexford's dove chocolate. Kung fu movies.
Dislikes: Cute French guys. Cuter French guys. and Hot French Fries.
This is a spy whoi stinks at his job, everyone knows who he is. It is the perfect cover. He also thinks he can cook Cat ninjas, we think he is stupid.
That's everyone. I come with more details later. Good Night. Muhahahaha! ^_^
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Results
Ahhhhh. Much better ^_^, I mean :( , We have gotten another round of sickness in the family. Ha! You Cs thought you could get sick without us! Muhahahahahahaha! Anyway, we are on the getting better half of it. Oh, I forgot, My Mom got 1st place in handling concessions! Yay!
A spy has infiltrated out church, He has been studying Chinese for the last three years, My cat ninjas have been doing survalence and have found out he takes many trips to the mainland, his cover is an exchange student studying the faerie language French. The link between the spy, Dude and the Turkey-CHICKen is still being investigated. :P
I took a placement test for a college today, I got college level reading and writing(Trust me, creative writing had nothing to do with this) but not college level math, Probably because I haven't taken Algebra II yet. Anyway, I must eat supper now! Good night Everyone!
Friday, May 19, 2006
Yay!
Happy Birthday Ethan! Party!, We had Chicken Scallopini for Supper yesterday, it was fablous!(That's right Isaac, FABLOUS!) Chicken Scallopini is Angel hair pasta in a light lemon-butter sauce with procuttio, capers, articoke hearts, and of course, Chicken that you POUND mercilessly with a meat tenderizer and then fry in scalding oil! *yawn* moving on........
My Mom, Dad, and Lilly just tested for their Black Belts and passed! Horray! Yay! Happy Day! Random exclamations of extreme joyfullness! More Can-cans!
More! More! More! Muhahahahaha!
Such joyous occasions! Anyway, This past week I have applied for a couple jobs at certain stores, I hope I get a job, But then, having free time this summer isn't that bad :P
Anyway Good night everyone!
Friday, May 05, 2006
Happy Birthday to me! ^_^
You may have noticed that a certain boy named Isaac posted the other day, I can assure you, this is not normal. Your regularly scheduled reading will no longer be interrupted by other people's posts. I'll make sure of that. And here is something for a certain Chicken I know. The spider can-can!
The spiders say it is time for a movie recommendation! The movie "Hoodwinked" is up for recommendation. It is a very good(banned word) red riding hood story. It has a very funny goat that sings and sings and sings and, you get the picture, You all WILL rent it. Good night everyone! and Obey the Cheese!
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Busy
(cool heart beat sign)
I have headgear now it is VERY uncomfortable I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL EVERY NIGHT IT TAKES ME ALMOST AN HOUR JUST TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomorrow is Ricardos Birthday! Happy early birthday Rexford!!!
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Well good by I have to be so called "murdered" by Lykachy
Xie xie di tian!!!
Monday, May 01, 2006
Good Evening!
I have forgotten what I was going to talk about. Well, It turns out I might not take the S.A.T. after all, I just need a C.A.T. ^_^ test (California Achievment Test) Cat test. ^_^ hehe. I know I do well on the Cat tests (and the C.A.T.) so I'm not as nervous. Another interesting thing happened the other day, I finally found my scientific calculator! (after I'm almost done with geometery, chemistry, and don't have to do the S.A.T.s)
Anyway, that's what happens to you when you are a homeschooler. (BTW It was my Dad's fault my calculator was missing) Anyway, Time for bed! Good Night Reno!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
On this joyous occasion!
Party time! Anyway, time for more serious matters ^_^. Last week I took a trip to Madison Wisconsin! Actually it wasn't that exciting, but the reason I went was because some of my family entered into a Tae Kwon Do tournament! yay! So my Dad got 1st in sparring 3rd in forms, Lilly got 1st in sparring 3rd in forms, and Isaac got 3rd in sparring and 4th in forms. Yay! Baby universe from "We love Katamari" (one of the best video games in existence) is playing to celebrate the end of writing! Anyway, Lilly and my Mom and Dad are all testing for their black belts at the end of may. I MIGHT test in October for mine, Maybe..... with a capital M! Anyway, In Wisconsin, they like cheese, no, they YYY with capital HEARTS.
Every exit you will see a large sign that says "Cheese" and under it will say food. See I thought cheese was a food, not a national symbol. They have cheesehauses (actual spelling)[must be Scandinavian]. They also have separate recycling containers for green glass, white glass, yellow glass, tin, aluminum, cans, plastic and much more. Interesting.........
Anyway my 16th Birthday is in 8 days! yay! This is supposedly the year I turn evil. Like when I turned 15, or 13. :P now I will write a little(cliche, wordy and boring) story to celebrate no more writing ^_^
Once upon a time, there was a bad rabbit ; a good rabbit, and A LOT of carrots, these were crunchy carroty celebrity chowdery cowering cassidy carrots, they were preety.... on day a turkey carrying a large fortune cookie ate all the carrots! ^_^ The End!
Good night Minneapolis! and have a merry Christmas!
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Good Afternoon!
You may have noticed that my last post was boring and uncolorful. well, it was. and you all will have to live with it. Anyway kids, It time for everyone's favorite part of the blog. The new Features!
Monday, April 17, 2006
My fat cat......
That could summon him from France. He didn't come. My mom noticed that part of the screen in our living room window was open. So Isaac took Winnie(our dog) to see if she could find Harley. She found him under a piece of cardboard right next to our house. Harley was very happy to be home:) he especially loved his late breakfast. Another round of sickness is attcking my family. I was the only person who didn't get sick last time. It now has hit my mom, Lilly, Geneva, and now Isaac. I hope I don't get sick now..... Only two more un creative writing classes left! My birthday is in two 1/2 weeks. yay! I have to make a birthday list though.... I'm terrible at those. Anyway, Good night Omaha!
Monday, April 10, 2006
Yay!
i This special sign means it time for my favorite time of day, Big Font Time! Anyway, I'm very tired, I went to three Tae Kwon Do classes today, an hour each. If you want to be tired and exhausted, join Tae Kwon Do.
I hope you all enjoyed my special farewell concert to my dead fish, We had an amazing turnout of five people! Only three more Creative writing classes left! ^_^
yay! Feel the Disco!
Monday, April 03, 2006
Very Belated B-day! (and blog)
(late!)
Today we mourn the death of our fish, We have lost the underwater life exhibit at the Threebrothers zoo. Large font time! ^_^ ,We now will hold a short memorial concert for the dead fish. Let's see, Burning heart is playing by Survivor right now,(The "Rocky four" Theme song) Now imagine dolphin's leaping in the air while fish wave their fins in the air) la la la la la........... Isaac says "Mommmmmm! Rexford being weird!" I'm not being weird Isaac, I'm traumatized from the idea of Hillary-Care. Only four more UN-creative writing classes left. ^_^ yay! Prepare for the Spider Can-can dance!
Do dah, do dah! Dance with the spiders! But wait we need webs. Now where could they be? @ Tools # Weird picture of freaky guy
Sunglasses!$
Trophy, For best blog of course! ^_^%
Speech bubbles@_@^
Yay!" It's the web of life! the one and only web of life! (Here I am [just when I thought I was over you]) by air supply just got over for the little fishies. Now we just need "I will Survive". Anyway, I'm off to fight the forces of pig-headedness, evil, and disorganization! Goood night Seattle!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
The last couple weeks.
My family and I took a trip to visit my Grandparents in South Dakota last Monday. Twenty minutes after we arrived, my Grandmother asked my Mom to call the governor of South Dakota to ask him to sign an Anti-Abortion law. His secretary told my Mom that he had just signed the law. Needless to say, we were all very excited. It took a couple hours for Fox-news to report it though. Youd think that the media would have found out about the law being passed sooner, but they were probably all too busy focusing on the strange revealing dresses worn by all the actresses at the OscarÂs. Anyway, enough about the people who are proud to be out-of-touch with us, they get enough attention; See, I have devoted around two sentences about them. Moving On.
So the official, well my official statement, is: On Monday, March 6 2006, the governor of South Dakota signed and passed a law that bans all Abortions in the state of South Dakota. The law even bans abortion of pregnancies caused by incest or rape. It punishes doctors who perform abortions with a fine of $5000 and five years in prison. However it does not punish doctors who accidentally kill or injure a baby while trying to save the Mother. The law also states that the Doctor should take reasonable efforts to preserve the lives of both the mother and child. The law stands in the face of Roe vs. Wade, the nationwide law that gives a constitutional right to abortions. The law will probably go from court to court till it reaches the Supreme Court. It is uncertain if the new justices will uphold this new law or strike it down. They may not even take this case up, but there are nine other states with similar laws in the making, they are bound to pick up at least one of them. This may be the beginning of the every state making its own abortion laws, which might reshape the population in most states. Will Roe vs. Wade be overturned? Only time will tell.
Well, if you haven't fallen asleep yet, I should give you a cookie, fortune cookie with fortune that says "cat ninjas are watching you!" oh wait, I already have!, at least to one person, Another person won a fabulous chocolate cookie from Panera ^_^ Anyway, last week I took a vacation to South Dakota, But I already told you that. Skanky dresses at the oscars! wait, everyone else is talking about that.
Well I just gave you your second course, your next course will be "The chore list" *sparkle , sparkle* For the past couple years, my family has had a list that assigns chores to certain people everyday, well, because my little sisters are growing up, they have to have the harder chores now. See I get hard chores taken away as soon as I don't mind doing them! Anyway, My youngest brother will have it easy for a few years now. I'll have to get a job this summer,unless I fail getting my driver license so I'll need less chores when that happens.
Fourth course! ^_^ I gave an impromptu speech for my Mom and Dad today. My Dad gave me a subject I know nothing about, "Women"Let's's see, they love chocolates, and Moms are the best. Needless to say, I failed miserably, I normally do pretty well on my speeches. I actually know a little more than the average teenage male on women, but I am still really bad. And also, my entire audience is made up out of girls, (At least the commenting ones *cough*) Oh yeah, and chickens! So I will now prepare a article on the importance of girls and chickens in society today. *dons professoror outfit* thez Chicken is very important because with out the chicken, there would be no eggs! and without eggs we could not have the question: what came first, the chicken or the egg? And girls are important, because they are the best at raising chickens! And boys, well they........... eat eggs, so we should elimate them so we can ask what came first the chicken or the egg? And without chickens, Cat ninjas (Patent Pending) would only have dogs to hunt, and dogs are much eaiser to hunt and they would be destroyed. so chickens are important!
Fifth course! ^_^ We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy ,I'll say it again! We had no creative Writing today! I'm so happy.^_^ I just wrote my modern version of the Preamble. But I don't feel like sharing right now.
Sixth course! ^_^ I just watched the movie "Yours Mine and Ours". Because of this I now have a new catchphrase. Homes are for Good impressions not for free expression. It makes my house seem quiet and relaxed. ahhhhhhh, anyway the story of My beautiful lighthouse keeper will haunt my memory for eternity!
Anyway, time for dessert. Good night everybody! I'm off to fight the forces of dust dirt and disorganization! or just make Ethan do it.