Legend becomes history blah blah blah. You all are in for treat today folks^_^
You get a history lesson today XD BTW I get CHICKEN stir-fry tomorrow^_^ First I slice all the fat off the CHICKEN and slice it into strips, then my mom stir-fries it with vegetables and an Asian sauce. Delicious ^_^ Did I mention my favorite food is CHICKEN scollopini, First we wrap the chicken in plastic wrap then we pound it mercilessly with a meat tenderizer*maniacal laughter* Then we add all the other ingredients.
I just spent two hours building a snow fort. It is approximately five feet high and will soon expand to 2/3 the width of my backyard, It will be very long! ^_^ Speech and creative writing (the class from which the previous story had came and bored you all^_^) are at Christmas break! (Sorry but Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!Christmas!) Heheheheheh^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Wow! I have many faces!^_^_^
I'm off the topic now. There are no more silly things to say or write for weeks! (why do I even blog?) Anyway kids, It time for a history lesson!
Once upon a time in a not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
A mysterious man came to the not-so-far-away-land-that-liked-stories-with-cliche-beginnings
dressed in a black coat speaking words of wisdom. He especially appeared at one girl's house screaming words of wisdom. All the townspeople wondered about his identity. One day a wood nymph held a friend of the mysterious man hostage. The friend spilled everything! About his identity! about how terrible his cranberry sauce was, about how the nasty spill on the living room carpet! The wood nymph headed toward the village to reveal the identity of the mysterious man
The wood nymph first baked a fortune cookie that contained the identity of the man and then set a plan to drop it off at a Chinese restaurant for someone to find, therefore keeping her identity a secret. She forgot the friend! He had returned to the mysterious man, who then decided to track the wood nymph and turn her into a turkey! I could bore you with the details but the mysterious man turned the nymph into a turkey.The Turkey still lives to this day trying to get someone to open her fortune cookie, But she must always dress like a chicken during the feast of thanksgiving for fear of being eaten!
Thank you and good night!
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Hey stop mocking my family! You know we are some what alike. I wake them up and she quenches their hunger.
Once again not funny!!! Although I must say that this fortune cookie will not give any secrets away.
You hold the fourtune cookie! you are a turkey, not a cookie!
Oh well, The Dude doesn't know I know about his identity and about the nasty spill on his living room carpet! Not to worry, Even if the Russin intellengence gets me, I'll never tell his identity.
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