Has the PRCB teen blogging fad ended?

This reporter asks why? expect for this blog and a couple secretly well hidden blogs almost all the other Teen owned blogs have turned into Lovee-dovee blogs or have just died with no more posts from the owners. While some experts believe this is due to Rumored monster called school, This reporter believes that that most teens have a disease called Phatfaditis. This terrible disease can be contracted simply by hearing a sound infected by the virus. When someone starts doing something the virus attaches itself to sound waves carried by the person and unknowingly to the person it attaches itself to it will make him/her copy what happens in the message in the sound waves. While some may continue to use what the virus has prompted them to do, most leave their creations to die, creating a swarm of dying things, and as we all know dying things don't smell too good. So do your part and revive those dying blogs, and if you don't have a blog START ONE! Preferably one with a witty title like"My soap opera life" you know to whim I am talking! now before this interruption to your regularly scheduled read is interrupted because it is so pointless, I would like to say, this blog will always be Fair and Balanced which means it is a
conservative blog, that was for you Libs who didn't know that already. Now for the rest of the story; Congratulations to Elizabeth who won a fabulous cookie (Catered by Panera Bread) (ThreeBrotherz is not in anyway affiliated and does not own or regularly shop at Panera Bread) for reading all of my last post!( no more cookies will be awarded till next year[well maybe at Christmas Time] due to a gaping hole in the ThreeBrotherz account) Let's talk about Harriet Myers, She is a Evangelical Christian+1 point and Probably Pro-life+100 points. That's all we know about good ole Harriet except that the Prez seems to know her quite well+?Points. I think the Prez should really have nominated Really Good People that we know will uphold the constitution. I mean the Republican party is ahead, now is not the time to sneak by the Libs, we must do a Frontal Assault upon them!*maniacal Laughter* We can probably trust the Prez, he has done everything(almost) that he has promised (let's just hope he didn't inherit his court nominee skills from his father)



See the king? he is from Katamari Damacy, Isn't his Goatee simply fabulous!
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P.S.If you read all of this post you win a massless cookie!

Columbo

lately we have been watching Columbo the best cop show ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Most people believe that u know what is a old people show but....IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A old people show thank you for your patronage .

sorry

Sorry, sorry thatI haven't blogged in soooooooooooooooooo long.






P.S Rexford Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the worst movie ever created!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Q: How much can you insult Amish people before they explode?

A: As much as you want as long as you say it on the internet!
As long as we are on the topic of the Amish I will tell you about my struggles from becoming a big black hat Jethro-in-every-name Amish Guy. But first the conclusion to the heart-wrenching story of the adorable cat. We took the ADORABLE kitty to the Humane Society
on Tuesday(now three weeks ago) and found out it was chipped! the Kitty was neutered male, seven months old, named Toby, and it turned out he lived a block away with a disabled man in the opposite direction of the houses we went and asked if they owned poor Toby. There is a happy ending for Toby! Now the following Wednesday night I was babysitting my brothers and sisters I had just finished cooking the food and was going to clean up the house after supper when I heard the storm sirens. So I turned on the weather channel and saw a severe thunderstorm warning for most of Minnesota. Literally seconds later the power went out and I heard a high pitched whirring noise.( this was probably a straight wind ) We all bolted downstairs into our family room. thankfully our Mom had called and told us to get flashlights out. In God's providence
my Mom and Dad just got new cell phones and hadn't canceled the old one out yet. I ran to my room and snatched it and rushed back to the family room. I then called my Mom and Dad who were at prayer meeting. The thing about this cell phone is that the place it got the lowest reception was at our house. Once the cell phone stayed at one bar long enough to make a call the bar would go out, 20 seconds later it would come back ect. ect. After much annoyance I was finally able to call my mom and dad. the call was choppy and we couldn't understand each other very well but it did it's purpose mom and dad came home. 15 minutes later still cuddled together in our family room I got a call from Mrs. C( The annoying phone decided to work fine then)
her son who helps take care of an austistic young man was at the Library and was headed towards my house. I was still on the Phone with Mrs. C when my parents came in the door. They had arrived right after Mrs. C's son got into the driveway.
The storm had subsided substantially now so we headed upstairs and lit candles to my Mom's horror a very unclean house became illuminated. for the next boring five days nothing really happened except that on Thursday we got a Generator because our power goes out at the sign of a drizzle. On Monday night our power came on! yay!(our first victory in withstanding the power of the Amish) this being a very long blog already I will skip to Friday with the exception of a video game recommendation for a game called "Katamari Damacy" and it's just as fabulous sequel "We Love Katamari". On Friday and on the following Tuesday my family celebrated two of my Sister's Birthdays! Happy Birthday! let's rewind back to Saturday now. On Saturday I tested for my Red belt in Tae Kwon Do. now I'm only one belt(and probably eight months) away from Black Belt!
fast- forward to this week, my Dad overcome with dreams of being Amish turned this week (except Saturday) into a no tv, video game, or computer week. To show resistance to the Amish I will give you a review of"Sharkboy and Lavagirl" in three words "Corniest Movie Ever!"
This movie is filled with terrible puns and horrible lines like:"my instincts tell me this is so"
or "my highly sensitive ears sense it too". Well I need hurry up and finish this blog so I will save Harriet Meyers for my next blog.

P.S. Congrats if you happened to read all of this post. have a cookie.

The Cutest Cat!

You may be saying; Wow! a real title! Well we will straighten that little problem out later. The past few days we have been sick with the flu or something like that.(The FLU is EVIL!!!!!!) I should be completely healed tomorrow. (the flu is EVIL!)
yesterday this adorable teenage kitty (not a baby kitty or a adult cat) came into our yard. He (We are not sure what it's gender is) is Extremely friendly and cute. He is very affectionate. He stayed in our yard all day and overnight. He is still on our deck and doesn't seem to want to leave. I really hope we get to keep him.

Everything!

I have been so busy from before and after my slight case of insomnia. So here we go!
First up is a VERY IN-DEPTH (NOT!) review of Star Wars 3. If you haven't' seen it yet in theaters and are waiting for it to come out on DVD, rent it first unless you are a HARDCORE star wars geek. The movie it self was very boring, It didn't draw you in or anything like that, kinda like watching a episode of Teletubbies. you couldn't connect with anyone you just watched blah blah blah. Even the Fight scenes were boring! Worst of all were the lines such as "Only the sith speak in absolutes" (spoken by obi wan) Which was a terrible cheap shot on your president and was in itself a absolute statement! Liberal Hollywood for ya! last week we started school, School is very physically demanding for some strange reason, it sucks the very life out of your soul like a vaccum! well not that bad, but still. I could bore you more talking about school but*presses FF button* Now we arrive to Thursday on which we go to omaha for a TKD tornament; Friday; We go to the Omaha zoo! It was very stinky! Don't you love how great a reviewer I am! We saw many animals incuding a Kiwi that tried to dig under to fence and get us!
and a Tiger that stood up againt the Window and looked so cute! it was just like one of my cuddly cat Ninjas! FF to Saturday, The day of the tournament , Isaac, Lilly ,and I each won a Gold medal in Sparring and a bronze in forms! My mom did the best with Gold in sparring and forms! Go Mom! FF to Monday I took my first Behind the Wheel lesson, which according to my Mom has improved my driving! I can't stay in my lane though:( *cry* FF to Tuesday- Wendsday boring all about school, I will show you all a poem I had to make for school though.
AMERICA

Land of...

Brilliant shining seashores with serene sands.

Fabulous forests that are replanted faster then they are cut!

Majestic mountains that loom over all the lands.

Raging rivers that cut many ruts.

Vast rolling plains created by God's hands.

AMERICA , land of

Patriotic people who died for freedom

Young people who fluently and freely write flattering poems about America

The free and the brave

God Bess America,

My Home Sweet Home.



Rexford Semrad

I have to go to bed now. Good Night! Record for longest post!

A Slight Case of Insomnia

I haven't blogged in over a week! So here's what's happened Last week (Make it a week and half) My Grandparents came from SD To Spend time with us and go to the state fair. I find the state fair quite boring, its like Window shopping except it's dirty everywhere. I mean really, Who likes Window shopping! all you do is look at things you cannot afford! My grandpa got to be on the radio with Todd Friel(Spelling?) for a short time, He did really good impressions of Ronald Reagan and Bill Blith(Clinton's real last name) unfortunately he couldn't muster up a George W. Bush or a John Khon(Kerry's real last name),The following week was boring until the weekend when my other Grandparents came over. We went out to eat, and my Other Grandpa made some Fantabulous Tae Kwon Do Thingys to hang up in our School, unfortunately my Grandma had a terrible headache the entire day of Saturday. School Starts on Tuesday! How will we survive? putting facts and knowledge into our already omniscient teenage minds? Now if you are wondering about my Vonderful title, I have just dedecated my life to becoming a Vampire! Just Kidding, It is now 12:30 A.M. And I am not tired at ALL! not at all you hear me! NOT AT ALL! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! I tried reading my Bible, which I hear makes you tired when you read it. well that had no effect on me at all, kinda bitter-sweet isn't it. NO PROBLEM I"LL BLOG! Blogging isn't working either! Maybe I will read some of "How to talk to A Liberal" by Ann Coulter or "Treason" by Ann Coulter, or a reacent Coulum by Ann Coulter! I do'n haVE NO PROBLEM! You should really read those books they are fantabulous books about the truth! not hate speech!
Rant rand trant rant rant rANT RATN TANR RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dad was going to wake me up to do something at 3:00 hopefully I will be asleep by then. Rant rant rant rant! and rant!



LONG LIVE THE QUEEN WITH LARGE TALONS!

Driving=Doom!

How can I be busy and still have nothing to blog about!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets see, no in depth movie reviews, lets talk about driving, driving is where people go into strange machines called automobiles and risk their lives for the sake of getting places faster, Insane isn't it. I first drove around the block with Mom and had to pull into the driveway between two garbage cans which freaked my mom out.
the next day I drove around the block with some siblings (and Mom).(Nobody wants to be in the car when I drive now;) Another day I drove down the block to a road with double yellow lines to the gas station! Scary! beware of the lines! evil scary lines of death! Today I drove down to the mall,(Unfortunatly I only had Mom and Geneva,No freaking out my siblings:( ] It wasn't too bad, although I think I broke some minor traffic law. So driving is going pretty well. my dad needs to go on the computer now so bye. and hope I don't see you on the road or else I will look at you and unknowingly drift towards you and get into a accident.

My strange (yet hilarious) dream

This dream is so funny it deserves telling someone. So here it is. Paula Deen(if you don't know who she is she is just the best chef on Food Network!!!) is having a biography about her life on TV. In this you find out that she has had 17 year's of intense martial art training & talks about thing's like I lost about 2 or 3 pounds a day yall. And you also find out that she saves the world from the villain from Buzz Lightyear Star Command. Don't you think that's funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Tekken & fiddles

We finally got a new video game!!!!!.It's called Tekken (you can tell by the title of course) it's very cool(even if there is only one person you can stab with).




Last Sat. we got to have a supprise going away party for Miss. Kate M. A very nice Irish lady. Almost everyone at are church went. We ate,opened present's and even Miss Kate played a fiddle and played (beautifully might I add) some Irish folk songs. And Miss Kate & her humble brother made a photo thingy that had very wonderful photos from their trip to Alaska.

Happy anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy 17th anniversary! Mom & Dad. Hope u 2 have a great time!!!!!

God's and Generals

This week I had Dave.C come over to my house to spend the night and we watched a movie called God's and Generals it is a good movie even if we only had seen 3/4 of it. the movie is even longer than Lord of the Rings it's 4 hour's long!!!!!!. The other thing's we did were play the computer game Risk (the computer took over the world) ,sprayed each other with the hose, rode our bike's and played a lot of video game's. Speaking of video game's we need another one. We already have beaten 3 of them, 1/2 through another and one of them is boring. It's insane! We need a game that you can punch or stab some one (that's what I like) something that's not too gory or have badly dressed woman and something Ethan likes that Rexford dosen't beat in a pinch.

Adrian and Ambrose

After one whole month of thinking I finally decided on what to name the birds, Adrian and Ambrose. They are named after two brothers Adrian and Ambrose Monk, one is germaphobic detective and the other writes instruction manuals and will never leave his house. Adrian is the blue one and Ambrose is the green one. They like to chirp and squawk to piano. I didn't even know we were going to get birds untill a couple hours before we got them. Here are a couple pictures of them.

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After 30 boring hours, I finally have my driving permit! Now what else should I blog about? Oh yeah, Isaac's sleepover with D.C. is almost over, they are watching Gods and generals, A VERY VERY long movie I haven't seen yet. On the subject of movies, here is my review on "The Fantastic Four". (Possible Spoiler(s) Ahead)
The FF is about five people who go into space to observe a cloud of radiation that supposedly started evolution. However the space cloud comes much quicker than expected and runs into their space ship, mutating each of them with different powers. The plot took forever to develop and when it finally developed, the movie has over. 2 out of 5 stars. (*)(*)()()()

P.S. Tell my brothers to blog. They NEVER BLOG!

School! (Yes I said the "S" word!)

I HAVE S(this is Alyssa)UCH A BUSY LIFE!
(One small tip, Never blog when you have people over:)
I have now spent an entire day (in 3 hour pieces) at driver's Education (24 hours), Only six hours to go!
(news update; alyssa and winnie are dancing to disco music as we speak)
We have spent the last few days painting our house, we finally finished yesterday. Yay!
now my parents are fixing up their master bathroom, it is really ugly right now;)
I watched the new Batman movie last night, it was pretty good, It was a little too dark for me though. It would be too scary to take little kids to. The movie got over at 12:45 A.M. so when I got home I did stuff on the computer(Annoying stuff like; resetting a network)and got to bed around 2:10, so I am tired.
Being that tis the season to dedicate your blog to someone, I will absorb all my self-pity and
negativity to dedicate this blog to my Cat! My cat rocks! he is about 6'' tall, has grey hair, and has emerald green eyes! My cat ate winnie's snacks in the middle of the night. Another sucessful raid!(next we will hit the chicken coop with large talons)

The End, Fini , Finland, land o lakes, corn starch, a collage of corn, Your Mom goes to college!
Now when ever you see "the end" they are saying "Your mom goes to college'.

New clothes!!!

This week we are supposed to get new clothes. They are for this school year my mom ordered them online. We got to pick out ourselves of course. We do that every year this year I only got two polo's and one long sleeve shirt they are all very nice.

So hopefully this week you won't see me in my usual blue buttoned down shirt hurray!!!.

The most terrible thing in the world happened today.

Today Winnie ran away. After searching for about 20 minutes my dad whistled loud enough for Winnie to hear it. The entire time we searched I was crying I thought I would never see her again I was praying that Winnie would come back. I was so happy when Lilly and I saw dad's car and said that he had found Winnie. I thanked God so very much this post has been very hard to write without crying.

And anyone who think's I am a big baby you have no heart NO HEART AT ALL!!!!!.

Okay!

Okay I get it!
No one likes the template so I will change it.

the last week.

You may be wondering why I have such a boring title.The answer is: I won't tell you because I now have control over your mind. Anyway, I havn't blogged lately because of YELLOW BOOK!, being sick with constant headaches, and/or lack of materials. I have just started "Drivers Education". The class was a three hour class about drinking and driving.(as if I would ever do that:) Do you know how long it is sitting in a metal chair hearing "Don't drink and drive"! It is enough to... never mind. I guess I'm the only one in the world who has parents who talk to their children. Hope you like the new layout. (ETHAN (not me) picked it out.)
Good night everyone. I mean good morning.

P.S. Lakes aren't really gross. just wanted to clarify that.

Wing chun the most cute dog in the world!!!(exception of the owner's dog)

Hear are some pic's of winnie isn't she cute the title dosen't mean that I don't think that Dakota,Ellie ect are
cute.









P.S. I liked the old template better Ethan.